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When two lesbians go from casual butt-slapping to a full-blown weekly butt-fight because they’re too proud to admit they’re best friends.
"I didn’t start the butt-fight, I just finished it.", @lesbianbattleground
My friend texted me: "I’m not coming to the party. I have a fisting to attend."
She showed up to the gym with a bruised face and a text: "I didn’t lose, I just got promoted."