A Fix

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A fix is when you're so desperate for drugs or a good lay that you're willing to beg, cheat, or steal for it. It’s like having a second lover who doesn’t ask for anything but your attention and your junk.

DM: 'Bro, I need a fix, I’ve been dry for three days and my brain is fried.'

Text: 'He gave me a fix after my ex left me for his mom.'

Tweet: 'Fix me up, I’m barely functioning.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're getting ready to do something, you're 'fixin' to' do it. It’s like the pre-game hype, but with more Southern slang and less actual game.

Text: 'I’m fixin' to beat this guy at chess.'

DM: 'Fixin' to eat all this pizza by myself.'

Tweet: 'Fixin' to laugh at this guy's face.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A fix is when everything is rigged, someone’s cheating, and you’re just the sucker who doesn’t know it yet. It’s like your lottery ticket was stolen by your cousin and you still bought it.

Text: 'This game is a fix, I’ve seen that guy cheat before.'

DM: 'That concert was a fix, they only let the cool kids in.'

Tweet: 'My job is a fix, I’ve been working here for 10 years and still don’t make enough.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fixing to is when you're just about to start something, like you're getting ready to jump in a pool, but you're still standing on the edge.

Text: 'I’m fixing to start this workout, but I still have snacks.'

DM: 'Fixing to break up with my girlfriend, but I haven’t told her yet.'

Tweet: 'Fixing to eat this entire cake, but I still have a mouth.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A fix is Ateez Mingi’s go-to line when he’s about to drop a sick rap. It’s like he’s saying, 'I’m about to show you my whole life in 10 seconds.'

Text: 'He said 'A fix' and then dropped a whole verse.'

DM: 'That guy says 'A fix' every time he raps.'

Tweet: 'A fix = instant legend.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fixing to is when someone, usually from the South, is about to finish something. It’s like when you’re about to eat the last slice of pizza, but you still have your mouth open.

Text: 'I’m fixing to finish this test, but I still need to check my answers.'

DM: 'Fixing to finish this song, but I still have to sing it.'

Tweet: 'Fixing to finish this day, but I still have to live it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Feesh is the cool word the Portuguese use to say something is awesome. It’s like when you say 'This is feesh,' and it sounds like you're saying 'This is fish,' but you mean it’s the best thing ever.

Text: 'This music is feesh, I can't stop listening.'

DM: 'This chicken is feesh, I ate it all.'

Tweet: 'This coffee is feesh, I'm never going back to the store.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago