A Carling Darling
A lady who looks like a donkey at first, but by the third drink, she’s the queen of the party.
She came to the bar looking like a lost donkey. Now she’s my bar’s queen.
He said she was a Carling Darling. I asked, 'Is she a donkey or a queen?' He said, 'Both.'
I dated a Carling Darling. She looked like a donkey. Then she drank. Then I fell in love.