A Carling Darling

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A woman who looks like a hot mess until you drink enough to forget your own name.

I married a Carling Darling. Turns out she’s only hot after three beers.

She walked in like a disaster. Now she’s my disaster.

He texted me, 'I just saw her. She’s a Carling Darling.' I replied, 'Then why are you still single?'

A lady who looks like a donkey at first, but by the third drink, she’s the queen of the party.

She came to the bar looking like a lost donkey. Now she’s my bar’s queen.

He said she was a Carling Darling. I asked, 'Is she a donkey or a queen?' He said, 'Both.'

I dated a Carling Darling. She looked like a donkey. Then she drank. Then I fell in love.

A woman who starts as a mess, but by the time you’ve had a few, she’s the best thing you’ve ever seen.

She was a mess. Now she’s my mess. And I love it.

He said, 'She’s a Carling Darling.' I said, 'Is she worth the mess?' He said, 'Yes, and the drinks.'

I asked her out. She said, 'I’m a mess.' I said, 'So am I. Let’s get drunk.'