A Carling Darling - A woman who starts as a mess, but by the time you’ve had a f

A woman who starts as a mess, but by the time you’ve had a few, she’s the best thing you’ve ever seen.

She was a mess. Now she’s my mess. And I love it.

He said, 'She’s a Carling Darling.' I said, 'Is she worth the mess?' He said, 'Yes, and the drinks.'

I asked her out. She said, 'I’m a mess.' I said, 'So am I. Let’s get drunk.'