A Cardboard-Box

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A tiny, broken-up place you live in, usually in a trash-filled city or a bad neighborhood. It smells like old pizza and regret.
My cardboard-box is so broken, my dog lives in the hallway.
I live in a cardboard-box because I can't afford a real house.
My cardboard-box is so bad, it has a leak and a ghost.
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A saggy, sweaty woman who can't stop having sex. She's like a walking buffet for men.
That cardboard-box woman came into my gym and I almost fainted.
He's been chasing that cardboard-box woman for three years.
She's a full-time cardboard-box and part-time prom queen.
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The West Side is where the dance party happens. If you ain't dancing, you're not really there.
I went to the West Side, and all I heard was music and screaming.
That West Side dance party was so good, I danced until my feet were sore.
The West Side is the only place I know where people actually know how to move.
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A poor person's home in the mountains. It's so small, you can almost touch the ceiling.
My uncle lives in a cardboard-box up in the mountains. It’s so small, he’s got to fold his legs to sleep.
That cardboard-box in the mountains is so old, it's got moss growing on the walls.
My cousin's cardboard-box is so tiny, it's like living inside a shoe.
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The best feeling in the world, especially when it's in the middle of a jungle and the lab says 'to the weapons lab: main wing.'
That cardboard-box in the jungle was the best thing I ever found.
I got that cardboard-box and it was like winning the lottery.
The jungle cardboard-box was so good, I almost forgot about my ex.
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The best stealth tool ever. It hides you so well, you might as well be invisible.
That cardboard-box is the best stealth tool I’ve ever seen.
I used a cardboard-box to sneak up on my boss and he didn't even notice.
That cardboard-box was so good, I thought I was a ninja.
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A box Snake uses to hide from enemies. Sometimes it gets so weird, it starts talking about destiny and stuff.
Snake uses that cardboard-box like it's his best friend.
That cardboard-box got so weird, it started whispering to me.
Snake told that cardboard-box it was his destiny and now it won't leave him alone.
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