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A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s trying their hardest to keep things from falling apart, even when everything is going to hell.
My mom is a blooming weed. She’s been working three jobs since 2015 and still manages to cook me breakfast.
This laptop is a blooming weed. It’s been crashing for a year, and it still hasn’t given up.
My dog is a blooming weed. He ate my homework, my shoes, and my best friend’s cat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A thing or person that’s barely holding on, but still trying to make it through the day.
My brother is a blooming weed. He’s been sick for a week and still showed up to my birthday party.
This pizza is a blooming weed. It was cold, soggy, and had pepperoni on it.
My teacher is a blooming weed. She gave me a pop quiz the day after I had surgery.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s getting by with duct tape, willpower, and a lot of swearing.
My dad is a blooming weed. He fixed the roof with a ladder, a hammer, and a curse.
This car is a blooming weed. It’s been making weird noises for months and still won’t stop.
My friend is a blooming weed. She passed her test with a broken leg and a bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s not perfect, but still tries their best even when everything is going to sh*t.
My sister is a blooming weed. She failed her math test but still helped me with mine.
This phone is a blooming weed. It dropped in the toilet and still works.
My cat is a blooming weed. It knocked over my cereal and still wants to be petted.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s got no luck, but still won’t quit.
My neighbor is a blooming weed. He lost his job, his dog, and his sanity, but he still smiles.
This printer is a blooming weed. It printed my essay backwards and still kept going.
My brother is a blooming weed. He got into a fight with a chicken and still won.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
When your period decides to have a bloodbath on your pants and you’re stuck in a chair like it’s your punishment
I sat down at the mall food court and my chair looked like a crime scene.
My period leaked through my pants and my chair was drenched in red.
I tried to hide my leaky pad, but the chair was the first to know.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
Your menstrual blood turns the chair into a murder scene and you’re the only witness
I walked into the library and my chair had a pool of blood on it.
My pad leaked so bad the chair looked like it was bleeding.
I tried to sit down and my chair had a red puddle on it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
Your pad leaks so much your chair gets a blood bath and you're stuck with the mess
I sat on the bus and my chair looked like it had been hit by a blood truck.
My chair was soaked in blood and I had no idea why.
I sat down and my chair was drenched in red like I was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blood Red Sky
A Blood Red Sky is a bunch of losers from Maryland who think they're cool. They're like the leftovers from another band, and they're all full of themselves.
"ABRS is the worst band ever, and Mikey's voice sounds like a dying goat." - @TrashyFan99
"I tried to listen to ABRS and I had to turn it off. My ears are now dead." - @DontJudgeMe123
"ABRS is like a bad dream that won't stop." - @BandHater2000
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blood Red Sky
ABRS is a band that thinks they're awesome, but they're just a bunch of guys who can't play and sing worth a damn.
"Mikey's voice is so bad it makes me cry." - @BandRant2024
"ABRS is like watching a car crash and you're in it." - @BandHater2000
"They're the worst band I've ever heard, and I've heard a lot of bad bands." - @LoudNoises101
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blood Red Sky
ABRS is a band full of guys who think they're rock stars, but they're just a bunch of guys who can't even play their instruments right.
"ABRS is the worst band ever. Mikey sounds like he's screaming in pain." - @BandHater2000
"I heard ABRS and I wanted to punch the drummer." - @LoudNoises101
"ABRS is like listening to a broken record that's also on fire." - @TrashyFan99
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
Major software mess-ups that make the code look like a kid threw a pizza party in a computer lab and then left it to rot.
The app crashed so hard it gave me a headache.
The update was so broken, my phone started crying.
I tried to launch it, and it just blinked at me like it was insulted.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
When a guy is trying to chat up a girl, and some annoying friend keeps stepping in like they're the main character of a bad soap opera.
My bro just had to say something stupid and ruin the vibe.
He walked in like he owned the place and ruined the moment.
He stepped in like he was trying to be cool, but he was just a dweeb.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
A girl who falls asleep on the couch and won't go to bed just to make you uncomfortable and show you who’s boss.
She won’t move even if I throw a pillow at her.
She’s like a couch vampire, and I’m the victim.
She’s blocking me like I owe her money.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
In FPS games, a blocker is some idiot who stands in the doorway like they were paid by the enemy to make your life a nightmare.
He stood there like he was trying to be a hero and just got in the way.
He blocked my escape like I was in a prison break movie.
He blocked me and I got shot like it was my fault.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
A walrus who’s so fat he could probably block traffic and smells like a combo of greasy food and regret.
He smelled like he had been living in a burger joint for years.
He moved like he had just eaten a whole pizza.
He looked like he was about to burst and take out the whole hallway.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
A girl who looks hot from a block away, but when she gets up close, she’s like a broken toaster, not as good as it seemed.
She looked like a dream from a block away, but up close, she was just a regular human.
She looked like a goddess from afar, but she had a nose like a clown.
She looked like a queen from a block away, but when I got up close, she looked like she just woke up from a nap.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
A girl who’s cute from a block away but looks like she just stepped out of a discount store when you get up close.
She looked like a model from a block away, but up close, she looked like she had a budget.
She looked like a star from a block away, but up close, she had a face like a broken phone.
She looked like a goddess from a block away, but when she walked up, she looked like she was trying to sell me a coupon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blockwork Orange
A stupid lego version of a violent messed-up story. Why would anyone turn rape and bad kid stuff into tiny plastic bricks? I'll tell you why, because they're brain-dead.
My kid built a lego version of a guy getting beaten up. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.
I tried to make lego oranges. They looked like poops.
My cousin turned a whole clock into lego. It took six hours and a lot of swearing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blockwork Orange
A lego copy of a terrible story about bad kids and being forced to be good. It’s like turning a nightmare into a toy that’s way too expensive.
I bought A Blockwork Orange for my kid. He cried when he saw it.
My friend tried to make lego oranges. They looked like farts.
My mom said A Blockwork Orange was the worst thing since the invention of the toilet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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