A Blocker
A girl who’s cute from a block away but looks like she just stepped out of a discount store when you get up close.
She looked like a model from a block away, but up close, she looked like she had a budget.
She looked like a star from a block away, but up close, she had a face like a broken phone.
She looked like a goddess from a block away, but when she walked up, she looked like she was trying to sell me a coupon.