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A Jackie
A Jackie is a guy who’s so sweet he could make a puppy cry. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel like the best version of yourself.
He said the cutest thing when I failed my test and I wanted to hug him.
He listened to me vent for hours and never got annoyed.
He smiled at me and I immediately forgot my own name.
A Jackie
A Jackie is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s the kind of girl who could make a rainbow jealous.
She walked into the room and I immediately texted my ex.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
She partied with me and I wanted to be her forever.
A Jackalpterodactyl
These are people who slide in like a thief in the night and mess everything up. They think they're the boss of everyone and will do anything, steal your stuff, lie through their teeth, or even take your kid and sell them for drugs.
I just got my kid taken by a jackalpterodactyl and now I'm out $200 and my kid's in trouble.
This guy showed up and took my lunch money, then told me I owed him.
She took my baby, my dog, and my last piece of pizza.
A Jackalpterodactyl
They’re like a snake in the grass, sneaky, selfish, and ready to stab you in the back. They’ll blame you for everything, cry like a baby, and guilt-trip you until you give them everything.
He cried and said I owed him money for no reason at all.
She blamed me for her bad grades and took my snack.
He made me feel guilty for something I didn’t even do.
A Jackalpterodactyl
These people are like a bad dream, they show up and ruin your day. They’ll steal your stuff, make you feel bad, and run off with your kid just to get high.
She took my kid and ran off with him for a hit of weed.
He stole my phone and said I owed him for it.
He showed up, took my dog, and left me with a headache.
A Jackalpterodactyl
They’re the worst kind of people, always looking for a way to cheat, lie, and take what’s not theirs. They’ll even take your kid just to get a little high.
He took my kid and gave him a hit of weed for good measure.
She lied and said I owed her money for no reason.
He cheated on a test and made me feel bad about it.
A Jackalpterodactyl
These people are like a greasy, smelly, lying snake, always ready to steal your stuff and make you feel bad about it. They’ll even take your kid just to get a little high.
He took my kid and got high with him.
She stole my lunch and said I owed her.
He made me feel bad and took my snack.
A Jackalpterodactyl
They are the worst kind of people, lazy, greedy, and always looking for a way to cheat and steal. They’ll even take your baby and sell it for drugs.
He took my kid and sold him for drugs.
She stole my money and said I owed her.
He cheated on the test and took my snack.
A Jack Somali:
A stupid phrase made from two gross internet trolls names who make everyone want to throw up.
Jack Somali is the worst thing to ever happen to the internet.
I hate Jack Somali more than my math teacher.
Jack Somali is like a bad pizza that won't stop talking.
A Jack Somali:
A dumb saying that combines two of the most annoying online jerks who make your life a living hell.
Jack Somali is the reason I failed my history test.
Why does Jack Somali get so much attention?
Jack Somali is like a broken toy that won't stop screaming.
A Jack Somali:
A stupid phrase made from two of the internet's biggest poops who talk too much and make everyone mad.
Jack Somali is the worst thing since sliced bread.
I can't stand Jack Somali anymore.
Jack Somali is like a loud radio in a quiet room.
A Jack Somali:
A dumb phrase that takes two of the most annoying internet trolls and squishes them into one big mess.
Jack Somali is the worst thing ever.
I can't handle Jack Somali anymore.
Jack Somali is like a bad dream that won't go away.
A Jack Somali:
A stupid saying made from two of the internet’s worst trolls who are loud, smelly, and never shut up.
Jack Somali is the reason I cried in math class.
Jack Somali is like a smelly sock in your lunch.
Jack Somali is the worst thing since my dog ate my homework.
A Jack Somali:
A dumb phrase made by two of the internet’s biggest jerks who are loud, smelly, and make everyone’s life harder.
Jack Somali is like a loud, smelly, never-ending argument.
Jack Somali is the reason I failed my science test.
Jack Somali is the worst thing to ever happen to the internet.
A Jack Mclean
A Jack McLean is when you take a shiny new toy and smash it like it owes you money.
I opened my new drone and dropped it on the floor. Now it’s broken and I’m crying.
My sister got a brand new bike and immediately rode it into a wall. Classic.
I got a brand new phone and dropped it in the toilet. I’m a genius.
A Jack Mclean
A Jack McLean is when you get a new toy and it gets destroyed before you even play with it.
My mom got me a brand new PS5 and I spilled soda on it. It’s dead.
I got a new toy car and it crashed into my wall. It’s not happy.
My brother got a new watch and he dropped it in the pool. It’s lost.
A Jack Mclean
A Jack McLean is when you get a new toy and it gets killed before it even starts.
I got a new robot and I let my dog chew it up. It’s not coming back.
My cousin got a new skateboard and he fell off it. It’s broken now.
I got a new toy and I smashed it with a hammer. It’s dead.
A Jack Epstein
a dumbass trying to kill himself by leaping off his mom's balcony, but falling flat on his face and ending up crying in a gay bar with falon lewis, while bleeding like a stuck pig.
i tried to die but i just got a black eye and a crush on falon
leaping off the balcony was the worst idea ever, now i'm dating falon and i look like a raccoon
i thought i was dead but i just got a broken nose and a new boyfriend
A Jack Epstein
when you try to jump off your mom's balcony to escape life, but you miss the leap and end up in a gay relationship with falon lewis, while your body looks like a war zone.
i tried to jump but i just fell and now i'm dating falon
i went from balcony to falon in one leap
i thought i was escaping life, but i just got a new boyfriend and a broken leg
A Jack Epstein
when you decide to die by jumping off your mom's balcony, but you fall in a gay way and end up with falon lewis, while your face looks like it got hit by a truck.
i jumped off the balcony and now i'm dating falon and i have a broken nose
i tried to die but i just got a new boyfriend and a black eye
i thought i was dead but i just got a broken leg and a crush on falon
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