A Jack Epstein
when you decide to die by jumping off your mom's balcony, but you fall in a gay way and end up with falon lewis, while your face looks like it got hit by a truck.
i jumped off the balcony and now i'm dating falon and i have a broken nose
i tried to die but i just got a new boyfriend and a black eye
i thought i was dead but i just got a broken leg and a crush on falon