A Jack Mclean

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A Jack McLean is when you take a shiny new toy and smash it like it owes you money.

I opened my new drone and dropped it on the floor. Now it’s broken and I’m crying.

My sister got a brand new bike and immediately rode it into a wall. Classic.

I got a brand new phone and dropped it in the toilet. I’m a genius.

A Jack McLean is when you get a new toy and it gets destroyed before you even play with it.

My mom got me a brand new PS5 and I spilled soda on it. It’s dead.

I got a new toy car and it crashed into my wall. It’s not happy.

My brother got a new watch and he dropped it in the pool. It’s lost.

A Jack McLean is when you get a new toy and it gets killed before it even starts.

I got a new robot and I let my dog chew it up. It’s not coming back.

My cousin got a new skateboard and he fell off it. It’s broken now.

I got a new toy and I smashed it with a hammer. It’s dead.