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A Jacob Bryan Friendship

A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something embarrassing and then forces them to be a slave for life.

Jacob: 'You’re my slave now.' Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.'

Bryan: 'I hate you.' Jacob: 'I love you more.'

Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'

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A Jacob Bryan Friendship

A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something weird and then makes them pay for it forever.

Jacob: 'You’re my slave.' Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.'

Bryan: 'I’m your slave.' Jacob: 'I’m your best friend.'

Jacob: 'You’re my best friend.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

A Jacob Bryan friendship is like a weird deal where one person films the other doing something stupid and then they have to be friends forever.

Jacob: 'You’re my best friend.' Bryan: 'I’m your slave.'

Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your life.'

Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something crazy and then they’re stuck being best friends forever.

Jacob: 'You’re my slave.' Bryan: 'I’m your best friend.'

Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your dignity.'

Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Jacob

When you say you're gonna do something but then you're too lazy to get out of bed and you're too stupid to realize you're being a piece of garbage.

I said I'd meet you at the mall. Then I said I'd meet you at the mall. Then I said I'd meet you at the mall. Then I went to sleep.

I promised I'd go to the party. Then I watched Netflix. Then I fell asleep. Then I died.

You text me at 10 a. m. I text you back at 11 a. m. Then I text you again at 12 a. m. Then I say I'm gonna go to sleep. Then I don't.

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A Jacob

The letter that you never use and probably don't even know how to pronounce.

My name is Jacob. My last name is something I made up. I don't know how to spell it.

I think my name is spelled like the 27th letter of the alphabet. That's why I got a C in spelling.

My name is Jacob. I don't know what it means. I don't care. I just know I hate it.

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A Jacob

When you think you're smart but you're just a dumbass who thinks they're the best at everything.

I did a little trick on you and you thought you were smart. But you're just a dumbass.

You think you're clever. You're not. You're a trickster. You're a reprobate. You're a dumbass.

You thought you were clever. You thought you were smart. Then I tricked you. Then you thought you were clever again. Then I tricked you again.

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A Jacob

The guy who's so cute you think he's perfect. But then he turns out to be a total idiot who doesn't even realize how good he has it.

He was so cute. I thought he was perfect. Then he turned out to be an idiot.

He was sweet. He was kind. He was perfect. Then he turned out to be an idiot.

He was the best guy ever. Then he turned out to be a total idiot.

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A Jacob

The guy who's so cute and sweet but he has a temper the size of a donkey and he's a total pervert.

He was cute. He was sweet. Then he yelled at me. Then he said something dirty. Then I was confused.

He was sweet. He was kind. Then he yelled at me. Then he said something dirty. Then I was confused again.

He was cute. He was kind. Then he yelled at me. Then he said something dirty. Then I was confused for the third time.

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A Jacob

The guy who's so nice and helpful and always there for you but he also loves to punch people and he's a total weirdo.

He's the best friend ever. He's sweet. He's kind. He's always there for you. He loves to punch people.

He's the best friend ever. He's kind. He's helpful. He loves to punch people. He's a weirdo.

He's the best friend ever. He's sweet. He's helpful. He loves to punch people. He's a total weirdo.

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A Jacob

A name so white it hurts your eyes and makes you want to cry.

My name is Jacob. It's so white it makes me want to cry.

I'm white. My name is Jacob. It's so white it hurts.

My name is Jacob. It's the whitest name I've ever seen. It's so white it makes me want to cry.

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A Jackson Party

A group of hot women who are all trying to get Jackson a girlfriend so he stops whining about being single!

The Jackson Party showed up at the mall just to embarrass him in front of his crush.

They followed him to the movies and sat behind him the whole time.

They sent him a group text at 2 a. m. saying they were coming to his house next.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Jackson Party

A squad of attractive women who are all trying to make Jackson a girlfriend because he’s too stupid to do it himself.

They showed up at his job and told his boss he was being too loud.

They took over his Instagram and posted embarrassing selfies of him.

They showed up at his birthday party and started a dance-off.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Jackson Party

A bunch of hot women who are all trying to get Jackson a girlfriend so he’ll stop being a whiny little kid.

They took over his DMs and started sending him flirty messages.

They showed up at his favorite pizza place and ordered 100 pizzas for him.

They started a petition to make him stop being a crybaby.

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A Jackson

When your teammate grabs all the loot and leaves you to die in the dirt like a f***ing idiot

Why did you leave me to rot? I had 1 health!

I had 5000 coins and you had 2! What’s your problem?!

You took the loot and left me to get shot by 10 people. I died. You lived. You’re a f***ing beast.

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A Jackson

When you see someone do a Michael Jackson move and you literally f***ing lose your mind

That dance move was so good I f***ing screamed!

He did a moonwalk and I f***ing dropped my phone!

I saw her do a MJ move and I f***ing fainted.

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A Jackson

A Jackson is a guy who texts you every day, says he loves you, and still thinks he’s ugly even though he’s hot as f***

He texts me every morning and says, 'Good morning, my love.'

He told me he’s ugly even though I’ve seen him in a shirt and he looks like a model.

He says he’s not cute, but he’s got that smile that makes me f***ing melt.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Jackson

When you were a rock kid who hated pop, then you heard Michael Jackson and you f***ing lost your mind

I hated pop until I heard ‘Thriller’ and I f***ing screamed.

I used to hate pop, now I listen to Michael Jackson every day.

I was a metalhead and now I love pop because of MJ.

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A Jackson

A Jackson is a guy who’s super kind, funny, and looks like a model but still thinks he’s f***ing ugly

He’s so sweet, he’ll help me with my problems every day.

He looks like a model but he thinks he’s ugly and it’s f***ing annoying.

He’s the best friend anyone could ever ask for and still thinks he’s a f***ing mess.

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A Jackson

A person who gets f***ing excited about getting vaccinated and thinks other people are f***ing losers for not doing it

I got vaccinated and now I feel like a f***ing superhero.

You didn’t get vaccinated and I think you’re a f***ing idiot.

I got vaccinated and now I’m ready to take on the world.

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