A Jacob
The guy who's so cute you think he's perfect. But then he turns out to be a total idiot who doesn't even realize how good he has it.
He was so cute. I thought he was perfect. Then he turned out to be an idiot.
He was sweet. He was kind. He was perfect. Then he turned out to be an idiot.
He was the best guy ever. Then he turned out to be a total idiot.