Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your teammate grabs all the loot and leaves you to die in the dirt like a f***ing idiot

Why did you leave me to rot? I had 1 health!

I had 5000 coins and you had 2! What’s your problem?!

You took the loot and left me to get shot by 10 people. I died. You lived. You’re a f***ing beast.

2

When you see someone do a Michael Jackson move and you literally f***ing lose your mind

That dance move was so good I f***ing screamed!

He did a moonwalk and I f***ing dropped my phone!

I saw her do a MJ move and I f***ing fainted.

3

A Jackson is a guy who texts you every day, says he loves you, and still thinks he’s ugly even though he’s hot as f***

He texts me every morning and says, 'Good morning, my love.'

He told me he’s ugly even though I’ve seen him in a shirt and he looks like a model.

He says he’s not cute, but he’s got that smile that makes me f***ing melt.

4

When you were a rock kid who hated pop, then you heard Michael Jackson and you f***ing lost your mind

I hated pop until I heard ‘Thriller’ and I f***ing screamed.

I used to hate pop, now I listen to Michael Jackson every day.

I was a metalhead and now I love pop because of MJ.

5

A Jackson is a guy who’s super kind, funny, and looks like a model but still thinks he’s f***ing ugly

He’s so sweet, he’ll help me with my problems every day.

He looks like a model but he thinks he’s ugly and it’s f***ing annoying.

He’s the best friend anyone could ever ask for and still thinks he’s a f***ing mess.

6

A person who gets f***ing excited about getting vaccinated and thinks other people are f***ing losers for not doing it

I got vaccinated and now I feel like a f***ing superhero.

You didn’t get vaccinated and I think you’re a f***ing idiot.

I got vaccinated and now I’m ready to take on the world.

7

A person who would f***ing rather be having sex than doing anything else

He’d rather have sex than go to work.

He said he’d rather be in bed with me than eat breakfast.

He f***ing skipped class to have sex with his crush.