A Jacob
The letter that you never use and probably don't even know how to pronounce.
My name is Jacob. My last name is something I made up. I don't know how to spell it.
I think my name is spelled like the 27th letter of the alphabet. That's why I got a C in spelling.
My name is Jacob. I don't know what it means. I don't care. I just know I hate it.
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