A Jacob Bryan Friendship

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A Jacob Bryan friendship is when two people become best friends after one films the other jerking off to a Nazi book and then forces them to be a slave for life.
Jacob: 'You’re my sex slave now.' Bryan: 'I swear I’ll die before I let you film me again.'
Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your dignity.'
Jacob: 'We’re best friends now.' Bryan: 'I’m still your slave.'
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A Jacob Bryan friendship is like a weird love story where one person filmed the other doing a weird thing and now they’re stuck together.
Jacob: 'You’re my best friend.' Bryan: 'I’m your slave.'
Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your life.'
Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'
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A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something embarrassing and then forces them to be a slave for life.
Jacob: 'You’re my slave now.' Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.'
Bryan: 'I hate you.' Jacob: 'I love you more.'
Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'
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A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something weird and then makes them pay for it forever.
Jacob: 'You’re my slave.' Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.'
Bryan: 'I’m your slave.' Jacob: 'I’m your best friend.'
Jacob: 'You’re my best friend.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'
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A Jacob Bryan friendship is like a weird deal where one person films the other doing something stupid and then they have to be friends forever.
Jacob: 'You’re my best friend.' Bryan: 'I’m your slave.'
Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your life.'
Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'
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A Jacob Bryan friendship is when one person films the other doing something crazy and then they’re stuck being best friends forever.
Jacob: 'You’re my slave.' Bryan: 'I’m your best friend.'
Bryan: 'I’ll pay you 50% of my wages.' Jacob: 'You’re paying me with your dignity.'
Jacob: 'We’re best friends.' Bryan: 'I still hate you.'
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