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A lollipop is a cold, bitter, snotty, mean-ass woman who thinks she's the best.

My mom is a lollipop and she yells at me every day.

My teacher is a lollipop and she gives me the worst grades.

My cousin is a lollipop and she eats my snacks.

A lollipop is when you suck on a candy and then stick it on a woman's private parts to make sex taste better and smell less like a sewer.

He used a lollipop on me and I felt like I was eating a taco.

She used a lollipop on her boyfriend and he was so happy.

My brother used a lollipop on his girlfriend and it was the best day ever.

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A Lollipop

A lollipop is a candy on a stick and also the funnest thing in the world.

I love lollipops because they taste like happiness.

My favorite lollipop is the red one with the blue stripe.

I got a lollipop and I felt like a million bucks.

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A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your guts decide to throw a tantrum and you’re stuck with no toilet in sight.

I was in the middle of a meeting when I felt it hit me, I had to run to the nearest exit before I exploded.

My boss just said 'A log just hit the fire door' and I knew I had to leave before I ruined the carpet.

I tried to hold it in during the presentation, but it was like a mini-blast from my ass.

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A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your bowels have a sudden and violent rebellion.

I was about to eat my lunch when I heard the screams of my stomach, it was war time.

At the airport, I thought I could make it to the plane, but I was wrong. My guts had other plans.

I tried to ignore it, but my bowels were like a kid who just got grounded, they weren’t going down without a fight.

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A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your body says, 'I don’t care what you’re doing, I’m going to the nearest toilet.'

I was in the middle of a TikTok dance when my body gave me the ultimate side-eye and said, 'I’m going now.'

During the final round of the game show, my guts decided to take over and I had to leave mid-question.

I was about to ask for a raise, but my bowels had other ideas, I left before I could even say 'hello.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your guts are like, 'I’m done with this nonsense, I’m going to the toilet.'

I was mid-sentence during my speech when my guts just said, 'I’m done, I’m going now.'

I tried to finish my coffee, but my guts had a different plan and I left before I could even take a sip.

During the Zoom call, my guts were like, 'This is boring, I’m going to the nearest toilet.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your body throws a fit and your only option is to find the nearest toilet.

I was about to win the game when my body threw a fit and I had to leave mid-victory.

During my favorite part of the movie, my guts said, 'I’m going now, enjoy the rest of it.'

I was about to finish my burger when my body decided to take over and I had to run to the nearest restroom.

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A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your guts start a mutiny and you have to surrender to the toilet.

My guts started a mutiny right in the middle of my workday, I had no choice but to surrender.

During the final question of the trivia night, my guts said, 'We’re taking over, you’re going to the toilet.'

I was about to finish my presentation when my guts took over and I had to leave mid-sentence.

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A Lockwood

When you have more than one STD at the same time and your doctor is like ‘this is not a normal Tuesday’

‘I got crabs and herpes from the same guy. He was like, ‘You’re welcome.’’

‘I went to the clinic and my doctor said, ‘You’re a walking infection factory.’’

‘My mom found out and said, ‘You’re not getting a girlfriend until you’re 30.’’

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A Lockwood

When two or more guys hook up by locking their dicks together like they're trying to start a fire

‘I locked dicks with my buddy at the park and now my pants are permanently stained.’

‘We did it in the bathroom at the bar and the guy next to us left.’

‘My cousin and his friend did it at a family reunion and my grandma fainted.’

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A Lockwood

A type of shroom named after a dude called Charlie Lockwood who was probably high when he made them

‘I ate magic mushrooms and my dog started talking to me.’

‘I ate them at school and my teacher thought I was possessed.’

‘My friend ate them and started drawing on the ceiling with crayons.’

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A Lockwood

When your cock gets hard and won’t go down for an hour, and you’re stuck in class or cooking pasta

‘My cock was hard for an hour in math class. I got detention.’

‘I had to lay down in the kitchen and call my ex. My mom saw me.’

‘I was cooking pasta and my cock was hard the whole time. The pasta was a disaster.’

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A Lockwood

The best family ever. They're from Cornwall and they are total legends. Their daughters are tough, extra cool, and probably into girls

‘My cousin’s daughter beat up a guy who said she was ugly.’

‘They’re like the Avengers but with more sass.’

‘My aunt’s daughter is in a girl band and she’s amazing.’

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A Lockwood

A guy who starts off nice but turns into a total loser. He can’t tell what’s right or wrong and he’s just a waste of time

‘He started off cool but now he eats cereal for dinner and calls me at 3 a. m.’

‘He was my best friend but now he’s like, ‘You’re a failure.’’

‘He used to be my friend but now he’s just a sad man in a Walmart.’

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Locked Slut

A locked slut is someone who’s stuck with one person and will be a total whore just for them, even if it means doing the nastiest, grossest things imaginable.

My ex was a locked slut, she ate my socks and called it foreplay.

He’s a locked slut. He’ll do anything for his girlfriend, even if it means wearing a chicken suit to a party.

That girl is a locked slut. She let her boyfriend shave her legs with a rusty razor.

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A Locked Slut

A locked slut is a person who’s trapped with one lover and will do anything, even the most embarrassing and stupid stuff, just to keep them happy.

My cousin is a locked slut. She wore a banana costume to a date just to make her boyfriend laugh.

He’s a locked slut. He let his girlfriend paint his face with glitter for three hours.

That girl is a locked slut. She danced in a chicken suit for her boyfriend at a wedding.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Locked Slut

A locked slut is someone who’s stuck with one person and will be a total mess just for them, even if it means doing something completely ridiculous.

She’s a locked slut. She did a belly dance in a chicken suit just to make her boyfriend happy.

He’s a locked slut. He let his girlfriend throw confetti in his mouth at a party.

That girl is a locked slut. She ate a whole pizza in one bite just to make her boyfriend laugh.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Locked Slut

A locked slut is a person who’s stuck with one lover and will be a total pig just for them, even if it means doing something completely insane.

My sister is a locked slut. She let her boyfriend eat a whole cake in one bite.

He’s a locked slut. He let his girlfriend put glitter in his pants and call it a fashion statement.

That girl is a locked slut. She let her boyfriend wear a chicken suit to a restaurant.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Locked Slut

A locked slut is someone who’s stuck with one person and will do anything, even the most humiliating and ridiculous things, just to keep them happy.

She’s a locked slut. She let her boyfriend wear a chicken suit to a party and called it a fashion statement.

He’s a locked slut. He let his girlfriend throw confetti in his mouth at a wedding.

That girl is a locked slut. She danced in a chicken suit for her boyfriend just to make him laugh.

by Slangipedia 18d ago