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A Locked Slut
A locked slut is a person who’s stuck with one lover and will be a total mess just for them, even if it means doing something absolutely stupid.
My brother is a locked slut. He let his girlfriend eat a whole pizza in one bite just to make him laugh.
She’s a locked slut. She wore a chicken suit to a date and called it a fashion statement.
That guy is a locked slut. He let his girlfriend paint his face with glitter for three hours.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Ness Monster
A poop so long it looks like a monster from a Scottish lake, swimming in the toilet water like it’s trying to take over the world.
My grandma’s poop looked like it could swallow the toilet.
That kid’s poop was so long, it had a life of its own.
My brother’s poop was so long, it had a head, a neck, and a tail.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Ness Monster
A mythical creature from Scotland that wants your money. It dressed like a Girl Scout to trick your parents into giving it $3.50.
Nessie showed up at my house wearing a Girl Scout vest and asked for $3.50.
My dad got tricked by a monster dressed like a Girl Scout.
That monster came to my house and asked for $3.50 like it was a scam.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Ness Monster
A submarine shaped like a dinosaur that came out of the water in Loch Ness just to check its GPS.
That submarine came out of the water just to check its GPS.
The monster came out of the lake just to check its route.
That dinosaur submarine came out of the lake just to make sure it was on the right path.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Ness Monster
A super long poop that looks like it was dropped from the sky, and it’s so long it breaks the water’s surface.
That poop was longer than my mom’s shopping list.
My brother’s poop was so long, it looked like it had a head and a neck.
That poop came out of my mom like it was trying to escape the toilet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Ness Monster
A giant piece of poop that’s so big, it looks like it could be the next big thing.
That poop was the size of a football.
My brother’s poop was so big, it could’ve been a record.
That turd was so big, it looked like it was trying to take over the world.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Ness Monster
A big creature from a Scottish lake that got tricked by a fake photo and then got revenge with a toy submarine.
Nessie got tricked by a fake photo and then got revenge with a toy submarine.
That monster thought it was real, but then it turned out it was just a fake.
The monster got revenge on the surgeon who took the fake photo.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Ness Monster
A really ugly woman that the groundskeeper of the lake thinks is the monster.
My aunt looks just like Nessie, and she’s the ugliest woman I know.
The groundskeeper said the monster was just an ugly woman.
That woman looked like she could be the monster from Loch Ness.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Lomand
when you take forever to end a relationship because you're too lazy to just say it
'I think we should take a break... maybe forever... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'
'You know what? I might still love you... but I might not... I dunno...'
'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little vacation... maybe a forever vacation... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Lomand
the art of dragging out a breakup so long it feels like you’re in a never-ending movie you didn’t sign up for
'I’m not done with you... I just need a little more time... maybe a few more days... maybe a few more weeks...'
'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a trial period... maybe a lifetime trial... maybe not...'
'I’m going to keep you on read... forever... maybe... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Lomand
when you can’t bring yourself to end a relationship because you’re too scared to admit you were wrong
'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little buffer... maybe a buffer of forever... maybe not...'
'I’m not done with you... I just need a little more time... maybe a few more hours... maybe a few more years...'
'I’m not ending this... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more lifetimes... maybe not...'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Lomand
the worst kind of breakup where you’re too much of a coward to just end it properly
'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more days... maybe a few more lifetimes...'
'I’m not done with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more years... maybe a few more decades...'
'I’m not ending this... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe forever... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Lomand
when you turn a simple breakup into a full-blown saga you didn’t ask for
'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more hours... maybe a few more years...'
'I’m not done with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more lifetimes... maybe not...'
'I’m not ending this... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more centuries... maybe not...'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loch Lomand
the ultimate flex of indecision where you keep your ex on read just to look cool
'I’m not breaking up with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more days... maybe a few more lifetimes...'
'I’m not done with you... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe a few more years... maybe a few more centuries...'
'I’m not ending this... I’m just giving you a little more time... maybe forever... maybe not... maybe tomorrow...'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lobster Shack
A place where the only thing worse than the seafood is the people who work there. It's like a seafood jail where the lobster is the warden and the customers are the prisoners.
'I tried the lobster shack and it was like eating a dead friend.'
'The lobster shack is the only place I go because the food is so bad it's good.'
'I got food poisoning at the lobster shack and I'm still mad about it.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lobster Shack
A party spot where the girls are like lobster shells, easy to crack, easy to break, and definitely not worth keeping.
'The lobster shack party was wild. I saw a girl wearing a lobster shell as a bra.'
'I went to the lobster shack and ended up with three girls and a hangover.'
'At the lobster shack party, I didn’t leave until I got my lobster on.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Llama with a Hat
A clown who makes you laugh so hard you pee your pants and your mom finds out.
I saw a llama with a hat and I laughed so hard my phone fell in the toilet.
My teacher is a llama with a hat and I got detention for laughing too loud.
My dad told a joke like a llama with a hat and I cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Llama with a Hat
The only thing worth your time on the internet before you die of boredom.
I spent 3 hours watching a llama with a hat and it was worth it.
My sister said the internet is full of trash, but I say it's full of llamas with hats.
I skipped class to watch a llama with a hat and I don't regret it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Llama with a Hat
That annoying kid in class who always talks and you wish you could punch him.
My math teacher is a llama with a hat and he talks nonstop.
That kid in the back is a llama with a hat and he never shuts up.
I think my dog is a llama with a hat because it barks all day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Llama with a Hat
That stupid hat that Danisnotonfire wears and it came from a place full of Asians who make you buy stuff.
That hat Danisnotonfire wears is so stupid it should be banned.
I want that hat from Hong Kong so bad I might steal it.
Danisnotonfire got that hat from a place with a lot of Asians and I hate them for it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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