A Loch Ness Monster

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A poop so long it looks like a monster from a Scottish lake, swimming in the toilet water like it’s trying to take over the world.

My grandma’s poop looked like it could swallow the toilet.

That kid’s poop was so long, it had a life of its own.

My brother’s poop was so long, it had a head, a neck, and a tail.

A mythical creature from Scotland that wants your money. It dressed like a Girl Scout to trick your parents into giving it $3.50.

Nessie showed up at my house wearing a Girl Scout vest and asked for $3.50.

My dad got tricked by a monster dressed like a Girl Scout.

That monster came to my house and asked for $3.50 like it was a scam.

A submarine shaped like a dinosaur that came out of the water in Loch Ness just to check its GPS.

That submarine came out of the water just to check its GPS.

The monster came out of the lake just to check its route.

That dinosaur submarine came out of the lake just to make sure it was on the right path.

A super long poop that looks like it was dropped from the sky, and it’s so long it breaks the water’s surface.

That poop was longer than my mom’s shopping list.

My brother’s poop was so long, it looked like it had a head and a neck.

That poop came out of my mom like it was trying to escape the toilet.

A giant piece of poop that’s so big, it looks like it could be the next big thing.

That poop was the size of a football.

My brother’s poop was so big, it could’ve been a record.

That turd was so big, it looked like it was trying to take over the world.

A big creature from a Scottish lake that got tricked by a fake photo and then got revenge with a toy submarine.

Nessie got tricked by a fake photo and then got revenge with a toy submarine.

That monster thought it was real, but then it turned out it was just a fake.

The monster got revenge on the surgeon who took the fake photo.

A really ugly woman that the groundskeeper of the lake thinks is the monster.

My aunt looks just like Nessie, and she’s the ugliest woman I know.

The groundskeeper said the monster was just an ugly woman.

That woman looked like she could be the monster from Loch Ness.