A little bitch is someone who runs from problems like they’re on fire and calls everything a little fucking bitch because they can’t handle their own life.
You’re a little bitch for crying over spilled milk.
She called my mom a little bitch because I didn’t text her back.
He said the pizza was a little bitch because it had pepperoni on it.
A little bitch is someone who whines, needs attention, and flips out if you don’t give it to them right then. But they’ll still take your lunch money when you’re not looking.
She flipped out when I didn’t text her back at 2 am.
He cried when I didn’t say yes to his dumb plan.
She took my last cookie and said I was a little bitch for not sharing.
You’re a literal piece of lettuce when you tell a joke so dumb and so racist that even your grandma side-eyes you, but your friends laugh like they just won the lottery.
I said, 'Why do Asians eat so much rice? Because they're lazy!' My friend laughed. My teacher gave me a warning.
My DMs: 'Why do Black people talk so loud? Because they don’t know how to whisper!' My friend said it was gold.
In class, I said, 'Why do Mexicans eat tacos? Because they can’t afford pizza!' My teacher said I was a literal piece of lettuce.
You’re a literal piece of lettuce when you say something so stupid and offensive that your teacher writes it on the board and laughs at you like you're a joke.
I said, 'Why do Indians wear turbans? Because they can’t find a hat!' My teacher wrote it on the board and said, 'That’s gold!' I said, 'Gold? I’m a piece of lettuce!'
My friend said, 'Why do Africans have dark skin? Because they’re not clean!' I laughed. My teacher said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!' I said, 'I’m a literal piece of lettuce!'
I told a joke about why Hispanics are loud, and my teacher said, 'That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard! You’re a literal piece of lettuce!'
You’re a literal piece of lettuce when you make a joke so bad and so racist that your friends think it’s hilarious, but your teacher says it’s the dumbest thing they’ve ever heard.
I said, 'Why do Italians eat so much pasta? Because they don’t have any brains!' My friend laughed. My teacher said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!' I said, 'I’m a literal piece of lettuce!'
My friend said, 'Why do Asians have so many kids? Because they’re all in the same family!' I laughed. My teacher said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!' I said, 'I’m a literal piece of lettuce!'
In class, I said, 'Why do Black people talk so loud? Because they can’t hear!' My teacher said, 'That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! You’re a literal piece of lettuce!'