A Little Bit Ugly

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When you’re so drunk you don’t care if your face looks like a melted raccoon but you still manage to laugh at your own stupidity.

I drank three beers and now my face looks like a melted raccoon but I still laughed at my own stupidity.

After that third shot, I didn’t care if my face looked like a raccoon. I was too busy laughing at my own stupidity.

My friend said I looked like a melted raccoon, and I just laughed at my own stupidity.

A state where you’re drunk enough to forget your problems but not so drunk you can’t still be a total idiot.

I forgot my problems after that first drink, but I was still a total idiot.

So drunk I forgot my problems, but I was still being a total idiot.

I forgot my problems, but I was still a total idiot. I didn’t even realize it.

Being drunk enough to enjoy everything but still dumb enough to say stupid things to your friends.

I enjoyed everything while drunk, but I said stupid things to my friends.

Drunk enough to enjoy everything, but still dumb enough to say stupid things.

I was drunk, I was happy, but I said stupid things to my friends.

When you're drunk enough to forget your problems but still stupid enough to make new ones.

Drunk enough to forget my problems, but still stupid enough to make new ones.

I forgot my problems, but I made new ones. That’s how stupid I was.

Drunk and stupid. That’s the perfect combination.

A time when you're so drunk you don’t care how ugly you look, but you still laugh at yourself.

So drunk I didn’t care how ugly I looked. I just laughed at myself.

I was ugly and drunk, but I still laughed at myself.

Drunk and ugly, but I still laughed at myself like it was a party.

The perfect mix of being drunk, happy, and completely unaware of how much of a mess you look like.

Drunk, happy, and completely unaware of how much of a mess I looked like.

I was drunk, happy, and didn’t even notice I looked like a mess.

The perfect mix of drunk, happy, and messy.