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A Horse's Load

To gargle horse loads is to make something so bad it’s like your mom’s cooking after a three-day bender. It can be done by anyone, anything, or even your ex’s Instagram story.

That movie was gargling horse loads. I fell asleep during the first scene.

My math test was gargling horse loads. I got a 27%.

That concert was gargling horse loads. The band didn’t even show up.

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A Horse's Load

A horse’s load is like having a whole lake of coffee in your stomach. It’s a huge amount of something, and it’s usually not a good idea.

I drank a horse’s load of coffee. I was wired for three days.

She brought a horse’s load of snacks. There was enough for the entire class.

He ate a horse’s load of pizza. He’s still bloated.

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A Hopeless Romantic

A Hopeless Romantic is someone who gets lovesick like a dog with a bone and can't find a decent person to love them back. They're the kind of person who thinks every guy or girl is their soulmate until they get dumped like a sack of potatoes.

I fell in love with my barista. She’s got a smile that could melt ice cream. I’m going to propose to her on Monday. She’s gonna say no. I’ll still love her though.

My ex called me and said he missed me. I cried. I didn’t even text him back. I just cried.

I told my best friend I loved her. She said, 'You're a dork.' I told her I loved her again. She said, 'You're a dork with a heart.'

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A Hopeless Romantic

A Hopeless Romantic is someone who believes in fairy tales, knights in shining armor, and the idea that someone out there is perfect for them. They’ll give you everything, time, money, and their heart, and expect you to do the same.

I gave my boyfriend a whole playlist of love songs for his birthday. He said he loved me. Then he broke up with me because he didn’t like the song ‘Love Story’ by Taylor Swift.

I wrote my crush a 10-page love letter. He read it. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he asked me out on a date. I said yes. He didn’t show up.

I told my crush I’d wait for him forever. He said, 'I’ll be back in a week.' He hasn’t been back in six months.

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A Hopeless Romantic

A Hopeless Romantic is a person who has a big heart and a bigger problem with getting broken hearts. They dream about love and think every person they meet is their one true love until they get dumped and realize they were wrong.

I thought my crush was my one true love. Then he asked me out. I said yes. He broke up with me the next day because he didn’t like my hair.

I believed my crush was my soulmate. Then he told me he had a girlfriend. I told him I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.'

I asked my crush to be my boyfriend. He said yes. Then he told me he was moving to another city. I cried for three days.

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A Hopeless Romantic

A Hopeless Romantic is a person who believes love is real and that everyone else is just a little bit broken. They fall in love like it's a game and then get heartbroken when the other person doesn't play fair.

I told my crush I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' I told him I loved him again. He said, 'You're a dork.' I told him I loved him for the third time. He said, 'I'll call you when I'm ready to be in love again.'

I wrote my crush a love letter. He read it. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me because he wanted to be with someone else.

I asked my crush to be my boyfriend. He said, 'I love you too.' Then he broke up with me the next day because he wanted to be with his ex.

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A Hopeless Romantic

A Hopeless Romantic is someone who will tell you they love you 50 times a day and then cry when you say no. They believe in love so much that they think the universe will send them their soulmate even if they're the worst at relationships.

I told my crush I loved him 50 times in one day. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me the next day.

I told my crush I loved him every time I saw him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he said he wanted to be with someone else.

I told my crush I loved him so much that I cried. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me.

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A Hopeless Romantic

A Hopeless Romantic is someone who thinks they're in love with everyone, but they’re really just a lovesick dork who gives everything to a relationship and gets crushed when it doesn’t work out.

I told my crush I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me. I cried. He said, 'That’s sweet too.'

I gave my crush a whole playlist of love songs. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me.

I told my crush I’d wait for him forever. He said, 'I'll be back in a week.' He didn’t come back for six months. I cried for a whole week.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Hopeless Romantic

A Hopeless Romantic is a person who gives 100% of their heart to someone and then gets dumped like a bag of chips. They believe in true love, fairy tales, and the idea that someone is made just for them, even if that someone is a total dork.

I told my crush I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me. I cried. He said, 'That’s sweet too.'

I gave my crush a love letter and a playlist of songs. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me because he didn’t like the song 'Love Story.'

I told my crush I loved him forever. He said, 'I love you too.' Then he broke up with me the next day because he wanted to be with his ex.

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A Homer

A person who can’t get a girlfriend or boyfriend, or is almost there but messes it up because they’re a spineless coward.

My ex said I was a Homer because I ghosted her after the third date.

He had a chance to propose but ran away like a scared dog.

I called my brother a Homer for breaking up with his girlfriend just to avoid a fight.

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A Homer

A sportcaster who’s so biased they think their team is the best even if they’re losing 20-0.

The announcer screamed, 'This is the greatest game ever!' when our team was getting pummeled.

He called the other team 'garbage' even though they had 10 points.

He cried like a baby when his team lost, but called the other team 'the worst ever.'

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A Homer

An idiot who somehow ends up winning because they’re too dumb to know they’re losing.

He lost the game but still said he won because he ‘had a good time.’

She got first place even though she didn’t know the rules.

He got a promotion even though he failed every task.

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A Homer

A name that means ‘bringer of fun,’ but everyone named Homer has to be perfect or they’re a failure.

My cousin named Homer failed math and now he’s a ‘disgrace to the name.’

My uncle got fired for being late, and now he’s a ‘joke to the family.’

My mom says I’m not a real Homer because I don’t like vegetables.

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A Homer

A silly man who’s the leader of a family that’s all silly, and people think he’s the best American ever.

My teacher said Homer Simpson is better than Lincoln because he eats donuts.

My brother thinks Homer is a genius because he can eat three meals at once.

My cousin thinks Homer is the best president because he doesn’t know what a president is.

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A Homer

A person who loves their team so much they ignore every single bad thing the team does.

He still loves the team even though they lost 20 games in a row.

She thinks the team is perfect even though they all got suspended.

He still wears the jersey even though the team is the worst ever.

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A Homer

A sportcaster who screams and yells for their team like they’re in a war.

He was yelling so loud he scared the other team.

He cried like a baby when his team scored a goal.

He started a fight with the other announcer because they said his team was the worst.

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A Homelander

When a guy jacks off on a rooftop like he's trying to fly, but his pants are still on and he's too high to care if he falls.

'I watched that show, and I now have a fear of rooftops and my own junk.'

'He looked like a superhero, but he was just high on weed and cheap pizza.'

'That guy's got more problems than a junkie with a broken credit card.'

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A Homelander

A psycho version of Superman who thinks he's the boss of everyone and takes selfies during fights.

'That guy is like a superman with a bad attitude and a better Instagram.'

'He’s the reason I no longer trust people who can fly.'

'He’s like a bad dream with a cape and a bad haircut.'

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A Homelander

A show that’s like 24, but way dirtier, with people crying, swearing, and doing things you shouldn’t do in public.

'That show is like 24, but with more drama and less time to breathe.'

'I watched it and now I think my life is a mess.'

'It’s like a soap opera for grown-ups who hate their lives.'

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A Homelander

When you jack off next to your partner on the floor, and you don’t even look at them, then you pass out like you’re dead.

'He came on the carpet and didn’t even blink, then passed out like he was hit by a truck.'

'She was crying, and he just jacked off next to her and fell asleep like a baby.'

'That guy’s got more self-respect than a man who jacks off in public.'

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