A Josh McD
When you don’t stick around like you’re the main event
He left before the final round, like he wasn’t even playing.
He ditched the group to go hang out with someone else.
He walked out mid-sentence like he was getting a promotion.
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A Josh McD
When you’re supposed to be there, but you’re somewhere else, probably because you’re lazy
He left the meeting to go take a nap.
He walked out before the game started because he was tired.
He was supposed to be there, but he was on his phone the whole time.
A Josh McD
When you're supposed to be there but you're not, like you're trying to hide
He left the room like he was being chased by a monster.
He slipped out the back like he didn’t want anyone to see him.
He vanished before the final question, like he was trying to escape.
A Josh Eckerle
A person who looks like they’ve been in a fight with a hedge trimmer and a bad decision, but they’re just a kid with a full-time job and a part-time job that doesn’t know it’s being cheated on.
DM: 'Why are you still alive? You look like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.'
Text: 'You’re older than my grandma and still don’t know how to use a coffee maker.'
Tweet: 'This guy is 16 and has more responsibilities than my dad.'
A Josh Eckerle
When you’re too lazy to go to the barber but still manage to look like you got in a wrestling match with a hair dryer.
Text: 'I forgot my haircut so hard I forgot my own name.'
Tweet: 'My hair looks like a tornado had a party in my head.'
DM: 'I went to the barber and came back looking like a reject from a horror movie.'
A Josef
A Josef is when you lose your keys so much it feels like your keys are out to get you. Like every week you swear you're gonna remember where you put them, but you don't.
I lost my keys again. I think they're hiding from me now.
I had to reenter my apartment because I lost my keys. Again.
My keys are like my ex. They never stay with me.
A Josef
A Josef is a walking masterpiece of charm and mess. He talks you into giving him everything he wants, but he’s also the type to cry over a broken heart and sing off-key at a karaoke bar.
He made me buy him pizza with just a smile and a wink.
He cried at a movie, then sang the theme song badly at a karaoke bar.
He wrote me a love letter but then broke my heart.
A Josef
A Josef has a meaty meat and a brain that could outthink a goat. He’s the type of guy who makes you look at him like he’s a god.
That guy in blue jeans has a cock so big it could beat a goat at chess.
He walked in wearing blue jeans and I was instantly distracted.
He’s got the brain of a genius and the cock of a legend.
A Josef
A Josef is a dreamy boy with a cock that’s so big it looks like it belongs in a superhero movie. He’s just... perfect.
He walks in wearing blue jeans and I’m like, 'why are you so dreamy?"
He’s got that cock and that smile. I’m in love.
He’s like a superhero in tight blue jeans.
A Josef
A Josef is a king with a killer heart. He’s got the power to kill, but he’s also the type to stick with his crew and never betray them.
He’s got the heart of a king and the temper of a warrior.
He’d kill for his brothers but would never leave them behind.
He’s like a king who still remembers his friends.
A Josef
A Josef is the bad boy who writes you love letters but breaks your heart. He’s the kind of guy who makes you fall for him even though he’s a mess.
He acts like a bad boy but writes me love letters at 3 a. m.
He broke my heart but I still love him.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you fall in love with him even when he’s being a jerk.
A Josef
A Josef is a total legend who’s good at everything and everyone loves him. He’s like a god who’s just really good at life.
He’s the type of guy who’s good at everything and everyone loves him.
He’s a god in human form who’s just really good at life.
He’s the total legend who makes everything easy.
A Jore
A Jore is a janitor so good, he could clean a prison with just a mop and a curse. He doesn’t stop cleaning unless it’s Sunday, and he’ll probably yell at you for it. He’s got the power of 15 normie jannies, and if you don’t watch him, he’ll sleep with your boss.
I saw A Jore clean my office. I hired him. Then I got fired because he slept with my boss.
A Jore showed up at my house with a mop and a swear. I now live in a clean house and a dirty marriage.
My kid’s teacher said A Jore cleaned the school. I believed him. Now I live in a clean school and a dirty life.
A Jore
Jore is a hot mess who everyone loves. She’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and a heart that could crush a villain. But don’t get too close, or she’ll probably kiss you in front of your mom.
My cousin dated Jore. She kissed him in front of his mom. Now he’s her ex and her new best friend.
I asked Jore out. She said yes, then kissed me in front of my entire class. Now I’m her boyfriend and her new best friend.
Jore walked into my bar. I fell in love. Then she kissed me in front of my dad. Now I’m her boyfriend and her new best friend.
A Jore
Jore is just one ridiculous example of something that should never be. It’s like a bad joke that makes you laugh and cry at the same time. It’s the kind of thing that happens when you mess with your life.
I failed my math test. That’s just one ridiculous example of my life.
My dog ran away. That’s just one ridiculous example of my luck.
I ate three burgers. That’s just one ridiculous example of my appetite.
A Jore
Jore is the kind of thing that’s so bad, it makes your life worse. It’s like when you eat a bad pizza and then get a headache. It’s the thing you call your best friend when you’re being a little mean.
My phone broke. That’s Jore. I called my best friend. She said the same thing.
I spilled coffee on my shirt. That’s Jore. I called my best friend. She said the same thing.
I got a bad haircut. That’s Jore. I called my best friend. She said the same thing.
A Jore
Jore is a disease you get when you eat too much candy during sex. It’s like a sugar rush and a virus. You get it, and you get it bad.
I ate 10 chocolates during sex. I got Jore. Now I can’t stop laughing and coughing.
I had a sugar rush during sex. I got Jore. Now I can’t stop laughing and coughing.
I had a sugar crash during sex. I got Jore. Now I can’t stop laughing and coughing.
A Jore
Joring is when you watch a video on your phone instead of using your three monitors. It’s like watching a movie on your phone while your computer sits there, judging you.
I watched a TikTok on my phone instead of using my monitors. I did Joring.
I watched YouTube on my phone instead of using my monitors. I did Joring.
I watched a cat video on my phone instead of using my monitors. I did Joring.
A Jore
Jore is a queen who doesn’t care about anyone. She’s got a beautiful heart and a bad attitude. She doesn’t need love, she just needs to be free.
Jore walked into the room. I fell in love. Then she left. I still love her.
Jore kissed me. I fell in love. Then she left. I still love her.
Jore said I was ugly. I got angry. Then she left. I still love her.
A Jordyn
A Jordyn talks crap about you behind your back like it's a hobby. If they didn't, they're probably ruining your life before it even starts. But sometimes they're okay, like when they're not being a total dipstick.
Yo, I told your crush you're a loser. You said you'd be my best friend forever. You're a liar.
I told your mom you eat pizza for breakfast. She thinks you're a monster now.
I said you're gonna fail this test. You're gonna fail it, and I'll be right there with you.