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A LECHE

An Italian who thinks pizza is the only thing that ever happened in Italy and acts like they're the king of the country

'You're not even a real Italian, you're just a walking pizza box.'

'He tried to explain the Roman Empire like it was a YouTube comment section.'

'She claimed she invented pasta and then cried when someone said spaghetti was better.'

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A LECHE

When someone's eyes are doing the cha-cha and their brain is saying 'I'm gonna do something stupid soon'

'He was staring at her like she was the last slice of pizza at a party.'

'She couldn't look at him without blushing like a tomato on a hot day.'

'He was so perved he forgot to breathe for three minutes.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LECHE

Spanish for the stuff you shoot out when you're too busy being awesome to think about what you're doing

'He looked like he just ran a marathon and then did a backflip.'

'She came out of the bathroom like she was a superhero with a new power.'

'He shot it out like he was trying to start a fire with his bare hands.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LECHE

A short way to say 'lecher' and it's basically the worst insult you can throw at someone

'He called me a leche like I had personally insulted his entire family.'

'She screamed 'A leche!' like it was the end of the world.'

'He said 'A leche!' so loud the neighbors called the cops.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LECHE

It's milk in Spanish and if you didn't know that, you're the worst kind of stupid

'You're not even smart enough to know that milk is 'leche' in Spanish.'

'He acted like 'leche' was a foreign language he had no clue about.'

'She couldn't tell the difference between milk and cum and it was embarrassing.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LECHE

The stuff you shoot out when you're trying to impress someone and it's the only thing you know how to do

'He shot it out like he was trying to win a bet.'

'She came out of the bathroom like she had just discovered a new kind of energy.'

'He looked like he had just beaten the world record for jizz.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LECHE

Chamorro for the worst kind of poop and if you're eating it, you're doing it wrong

'He ate it like it was a five-star restaurant meal.'

'She said it was 'shitty' and then cried like it was her birthday.'

'He ate it and then threw up in a public bathroom.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LA MAX

A La Max is when you’re so full you could explode like a piñata at a birthday party and it’s all because of French-Canadian food.

I ate 10 poutine and now I’m A La Max.

My cousin tried to fit three maple syrup pancakes in his face and he’s A La Max.

After that 12-slice pizza, I’m A La Max and I might throw up on the bus.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LA MAX

A La Max is like being so French-Canadian you start speaking in French and English at the same time while eating a bag of chips.

I’m A La Max and I just yelled ‘Poutine’ in English and French at my mom.

My friend tried to talk to me in French and I responded in English and we’re both A La Max.

I’m A La Max because I ate a whole bag of chips and I’m speaking like a broken translator.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LA MAX

A La Max is when you’re so French-Canadian you think your lunch is a religion and you’re going to heaven through food.

I’m A La Max and I just prayed to the god of poutine.

My brother said his chicken poutine was a holy meal and he’s A La Max.

I ate so much I’m A La Max and I think I just died and went to food heaven.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LA MAX

A La Max is like being so full you feel like a balloon that’s about to pop and it’s all because of Montreal’s love for food.

I ate so much I’m A La Max and I feel like I’ll pop like a balloon.

My mom told me to stop eating and I’m A La Max now.

I just ate three big meals and I’m A La Max and I might burst.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A LA MAX

A La Max is when you’re so French-Canadian you think your lunch is a superpower and you’re going to conquer the world with food.

I ate so much I’m A La Max and I’m going to conquer the world with poutine.

My brother said he’s A La Max and he’s going to conquer the school with his chicken poutine.

I’m A La Max and I feel like I can take on the entire city with just a bag of chips.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Kyrios

To act like a brain-dead donkey and do something stupid just because you felt like it.

I jumped into a lake in January because I thought it was a hot tub. It wasn't.

He bet his last dollar on red, and the wheel landed on green. Classic Kyrios move.

She decided to fight a mailman over a missing cupcake. No one won.

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A Kyrios

To be a total idiot who takes chances that are pointless and probably end in shame.

He ate a whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it was too much.

She tried to flirt with a cop and got a ticket for being annoying.

He flipped a coin to decide whether to wear socks. It landed on the floor.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Kyrios

To be a complete idiot who does dumb stuff with no plan and no reason.

He ran into a wall because he thought it was a door. It wasn't.

She tried to sing opera in a grocery store and got kicked out.

He opened a can of worms just to see what would happen. It was messy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Kyrios

To be a total fool who acts like a chicken with its head cut off just for the hell of it.

He started a dance battle in a library. No one joined.

She tried to ride a bike down a hill and fell into a puddle.

He yelled at a toaster for not making toast. It didn't respond.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Kyrios

To be a brainless moron who does things that are completely unnecessary and usually end in embarrassment.

He tried to balance on a pencil and fell over. Hard.

She wore a hat made of socks to a party. No one liked it.

He tried to talk to a dog and got ignored.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Kyler

Kyler is the class clown who can turn serious in a heartbeat. He's the kind of guy who will send you memes just to be annoying and laugh at every single one, even if they're trash.

Kyler: "Check this meme I just sent you." Me: "This is the worst meme ever." Kyler: "Exactly. That's why I sent it."

Kyler: "I watched 10 try not to laugh videos and still laughed at all of them."

Kyler: "I forgave you after you called me a fag. You're welcome."

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Kyler

A Kyler is a pain in the ass who acts like a hero, taking the blame for everyone else. He's the kind of guy who cracks jokes only he thinks are funny and makes you smile even when he's being a total tool.

Kyler: "I took the blame for your bad grade. You owe me."

Kyler: "I made a joke and no one laughed. I still think it was funny."

Kyler: "I’m like Robin Hood, but instead of stealing from the rich, I steal your attention."

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Kyler

Kyler is the most disrespectful, annoying, and straight-up thug ass motherfucker you'll ever meet. He don't care who you are, and he'll slap your ass if you talk trash.

Kyler: "You just talked trash. Here, take my hand."

Kyler: "All the girls want my D. I'm the best."

Kyler: "I'm a thug. You're a fag. That's why I'm better than you."

by Slangipedia 18d ago