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A Loves T
A joke about airport security agents touching people like they're trying to steal their junk. It's called 'A Loves T' because they love tits and ass so much they probably get a raise for it.
Security guy patted my ass and said, 'I love you, T.'
My cousin got frisked so hard she screamed, 'A Loves T? I hate T!'
The TSA guy looked at my pants and said, 'A loves T, and I can see why.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Loves T
Addison is so obsessed with Tristan, it's like they're married and he's her second job. It's not just love, it's science, baby.
Addison texted Tristan at 3 a. m. and said, 'I love you more than I love my mom.'
At school, Addison cried because Tristan didn't text her back.
Tristan got a 'A Loves T' tattoo and now he's got a second job at the tattoo shop.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Louis (Theroux)
when you're too wasted to sleep and your brain is screaming 'just go to bed' but you're still talking nonsense and laughing like a maniac
I had 12 drinks and I'm still going strong. No way I'm sleeping.
I just texted my mom 'I love you' and then laughed until I cried.
I'm not tired. I'm just having fun. You're the one who's tired.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Louis (Theroux)
partying so hard you don't know if it's morning or the apocalypse and you're still going strong because you're a goddamn beast
I woke up at 3 a. m. and I’m still dancing in my pajamas like a fool.
I didn’t even notice the sun came up. I was too busy talking to my friend’s dog.
I’m not going to sleep. I’m just going to keep partying until I die.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lou Gehrig
You give yourself a disease so bad it makes your name famous, then you die like a total failure.
I gave myself a brain infection just to be remembered. Now I'm dead and it's all over.
He got a sickness so bad it made him a legend. Then he died. Classic.
She got a disease so bad it made her name famous. Then she died. Total waste.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lou Gehrig
You make a disease so bad it becomes your name, and then you die like you never had a choice.
I created a sickness so strong it became my name. Then I died. No mercy.
She had a disease so bad it was named after her. Then she died. Typical.
He invented a sickness and died from it. Big deal.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lou Gehrig
You give yourself a disease so bad it makes your name famous, and then you die like a total idiot.
He made a disease so bad it became his name. Then he died like an idiot.
She invented a sickness and died from it. What a waste.
I got a disease so bad it became my name. Then I died. Total loss.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lotta Bit
It means you're not just a little bit full, you're so full you might vomit on your mom.
I ate a lotta bit of pizza and now I'm crying in the kitchen.
He drank a lotta bit of soda and his pants are now a waterfall.
She ate a lotta bit of cake and now her face is a cake disaster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lotta Bit
It’s like saying you're not just a little bit mad, you're so mad you're probably going to punch someone.
I had a lotta bit of drama and now my friend is my enemy.
He had a lotta bit of stress and now he's yelling at the mailman.
She had a lotta bit of heartburn and now she's screaming at the sky.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lotta Bit
It means you're not just a little bit tired, you're so tired you might fall asleep on a fire hydrant.
I had a lotta bit of work and now I'm sleeping in the dog’s bed.
He had a lotta bit of homework and now he's dreaming in math problems.
She had a lotta bit of crying and now she's snoring in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lotta Bit
It’s like having so much of something it’s basically a curse, you can’t even think straight anymore.
I had a whole heckuva lotta bit of snacks and now I can’t stop eating.
He had a whole heckuva lotta bit of money and now he’s spending it on cats.
She had a whole heckuva lotta bit of problems and now she's screaming at the universe.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot of Nuts
A full bag of chaos you’d get if your mom tried to open a bakery.
I had a lot of nuts today. My brain is melting.
You just ate a lot of nuts. You’re gonna be a mess tomorrow.
That kid has a lot of nuts. He’s gonna explode.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot of Nuts
The amount of madness you’d get if a squirrel had a meltdown in your cereal.
I’ve had a lot of nuts this week. My head is full of acorns.
She brought a lot of nuts to the party. We all got weird.
That guy has a lot of nuts. He talks to trees.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot of Nuts
The amount of stupidity you’d get if a monkey opened a nut store.
He’s got a lot of nuts. He’s gonna drive us all crazy.
I had a lot of nuts last night. I woke up screaming.
She brought a lot of nuts to the office. We all went nuts.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot Lizard
A woman who hangs out at truck stops just to get laid by truckers for cash. She's usually the one yelling at the top of her lungs to grab attention.
"Hey big guy, want some action for five bucks?" she screamed from the back of a pickup.
She was wearing a shirt that said 'I love diesel and I know it.'
She knocked on the door of a semi-truck and said, 'I’m not asking, I’m demanding.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot Lizard
Prostitutes who hang out at truck stops like it's their second job. They're always looking for the next guy to blow.
She was walking around the parking lot like she owned the place.
She stood on a truck ramp and yelled, 'I got a deal for you!'
She came up to a trucker and said, 'I’m not gonna take no for an answer.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot Lizard
A trashy lady who hangs out at truck stops to get some fast cash by giving it up. She’ll flirt, scream, or knock on doors to get a guy to take her.
She was waving a sign that read 'No money, no mercy.'
She stood on a truck and said, 'I’m not going anywhere until you take me.'
She yelled into a CB radio, 'I’m here, and I’m ready!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot Lizard
A trucker’s way of saying a prostitute who works at truck stops. She's there to get laid and get paid.
He called her a 'truck stop tramp' and paid her five bucks for a quickie.
He said, 'She was worth every penny.'
He asked, 'You gonna take me or not?' and she said, 'Depends on your mood.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot Lizard
A whore who moves from truck to truck like a lizard moves from rock to rock. She’s always looking for the next guy to take her.
She was running from one truck to another like she was on a mission.
She said, 'I don’t take no for an answer.'
She was walking from one truck to another like she had no life.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Lot Lizard
A prostitute at a truck stop who gives truckers a quickie for cash or sometimes for free if she's feeling generous.
She said, 'I’ll take you for five bucks or just do it for free if you're nice.'
She was standing on the side of a truck, waving a sign that said 'Free sex for nice guys.'
She said, 'I’ll do it for five bucks or just do it for free if you're lucky.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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