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A Maddy
Maddi is a wild, crazy, and totally cool person. She’s fun and she doesn’t back down.
Maddi is like a tornado with a personality. She’s loud and she’s proud of it.
Maddi’s crazy, but I love her for it. She’s like my personal hype man.
Maddi is wild, but she’s also smart. She’s the kind of person who would beat you up and then help you with your math homework.
A Maddy
Maddi is like a magical creature. She’s sweet, but don’t think she won’t kick your ass if you mess with her.
Maddi is like a unicorn who also knows how to fight. She’s beautiful and terrifying.
Maddi is the best friend you could ever ask for. She’s like a unicorn who’s also a wrestler.
Maddi’s like a magical creature who can make you happy, but she also has a temper. Don’t test her.
A Maddy
Maddi is a total queen. She’s pretty, smart, and she doesn’t let anyone walk all over her.
Maddi is like a queen who also knows how to fight. She’s the kind of person who will beat you up and still make you a sandwich.
Maddi is the kind of girl who can make you laugh and also beat your ass if you mess with her.
Maddi is a total queen. She’s smart, beautiful, and she doesn’t take any crap.
A Maddy
Maddi is the most amazing person ever. She makes your day better, even if she’s being a total drama queen.
Maddi is the kind of person who will make you laugh until you cry and then beat you up for being a total drama queen.
Maddi is the best. She’s like a happy little ray of sunshine who also has a temper.
Maddi makes my day better every single day. She’s the kind of person who will beat you up and then still give you a hug.
A Madiser
A total legend who smashes anyone who gets in his way. He makes Lexie his personal servant and uses her to do his dirty work. He fights Shrek by throwing cheese at him and making him smell like a rotten onion. His farts are so strong they mix cheese, onions, and pepperoni into a deadly gas that kills anything that breathes it in.
Madiser just walked into the room and everyone ran out screaming.
He used Lexie to throw cheese at Shrek and won the battle.
His fart was so strong it blew up the whole kitchen.
A Madiser
The ultimate god who beats up anyone who dares to challenge him. He bosses Lexie around like she’s his personal maid. He takes on Shrek by using cheese to cover up the smell of onions. When he farts, it’s like a cheese and pepperoni explosion that turns people into meat sludge.
He told Lexie to bring him a cheese plate and then beat up the whole class.
He farts in Shrek’s face and Shrek runs away crying.
His cheese explosion turned the principal into a pile of meat.
A Madiser
A total beast who takes down anyone who stands in his path. He uses Lexie like a servant and makes her deliver his orders. He fights Shrek by throwing cheese at him and using pepperoni to make him stink. His farts are so powerful they mix cheese, pepperoni, and onions into a deadly gas that turns people into a smelly mess.
He told Lexie to bring him a cheese sandwich and then beat up the entire school.
He farts at Shrek and Shrek falls over dead.
His fart turned the teacher into a pile of smelly meat.
A Maderno Fountain.
A Maderno Fountain is when someone gets on their knees and lifts their head up like a dog waiting for a treat. Then another person sits on their face with their butt on their forehead and their junk pointing at their mouth. They pee into their mouth and then poop a little cross on their forehead like a dirty Easter tradition.
My cousin turned into a Maderno Fountain during a bathroom break challenge.
At the party, Dave became a Maderno Fountain after drinking too much beer.
I saw my teacher do a Maderno Fountain during a very awkward staff meeting.
A Maderno Fountain.
A Maderno Fountain is when someone kneels like a beggar and another person dumps their junk on their face and starts peeing into their mouth. They finish by making a crummy cross on their forehead like they’re giving them a dirty blessing.
My brother did a Maderno Fountain at the family reunion and got kicked out.
I turned my friend into a Maderno Fountain during a bet.
The principal did a Maderno Fountain when she got caught eating the cafeteria food.
A Maderno Fountain.
A Maderno Fountain is when someone drops to their knees like a broken toaster and another person sits on their face with their butt on their forehead and their junk in their mouth. They pee into their mouth and then poop a cross on their forehead like they’re giving them a holy face massage from hell.
I did a Maderno Fountain on my friend during a lunch break and got grounded.
My mom did a Maderno Fountain on my dad during their anniversary.
At the concert, a guy did a Maderno Fountain and got arrested.
A Maddie
A maddie is a can you chug from when you're drunk and don't care if you throw up on the bus. It came from Madeleine McCann, and if you say her last name like a Geordie, it sounds like 'Mee can.' So now it's 'A Maddie.'
I drank a maddie so hard I passed out in the toilet.
That can is a maddie, and I'm not sorry I threw up on my dad.
Maddie is my life, my beer, my everything.
A Maddie
Maddi is your best friend, but she'll beat you up if you say something bad about her crush. She’s got a heart of gold, but don’t mess with her or she’ll make you cry.
Maddi punched me in the face because I said her crush was ugly.
She cried for an hour because I told her she was fat.
Maddi protected me from the bullies, and I owe her my life.
A Maddie
A maddie is the best person ever. She'll stick by you even when you're a complete disaster, and she'll laugh at your stupid jokes even when you're being annoying.
Maddie stayed with me even when I told her I was going to die of embarrassment.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell off the chair.
Maddie was there when I failed my test, and she didn't even care.
A Maddie
A maddie is a girl who can be anything, funny, loud, quiet, or even a little bit crazy. She's got a million sides, and she's always up for a good time.
Maddie was the loudest person at the party and danced like a maniac.
She was quiet all day but then started screaming at the cat.
Maddie's crazy side came out when she tried to eat the whole pizza in one bite.
A Maddie
Maddie is the kind of girl who thinks she's average but is actually amazing. She's got a beautiful face and a brain full of ideas, and she's not afraid to tell you when you're wrong.
Maddie said I was wrong and then proved it with math.
She told me I was ugly, but I still love her.
Maddie is beautiful and smart, and I think she knows it.
A Maddie
Maddie is the kind of girl who makes everyone around her happy. She loves animals, she’s funny, and she’ll never let you down.
Maddie laughed at my joke and then petted my dog.
She was the one who made me happy when I failed the test.
Maddie is the best friend I’ve ever had, and I’ll never forget her.
A Maddie
Maddie is the kind of girl who makes your day brighter just by being around. She's got a smile that could light up the whole world and a heart that's full of love.
Maddie smiled at me and made my day better.
She loves animals and even petted my dog when I was sad.
Maddie is the best person I've ever known.
A Maddison Soon
A Maddison Soon is when someone says 'I’ll be there in a minute' while clearly eating a taco and arguing with a pigeon about the best route to the store, and it might as well be 2077.
'I’ll be there in a minute,' he said, then vanished into the taco shop.
'I’m coming in a Maddison Soon,' she texted, then fell asleep on the bus.
He said he’d be here in a Maddison Soon. Now it’s 2025 and he’s still arguing with a pigeon.
A Maddison Soon
A Maddison Soon is like a kid who promises they’ll clean their room, but then they start a side business selling glitter and forget about the mess, and the room is now a spaceship.
'I’ll be there in a Maddison Soon,' he said. Now he’s selling glitter and calling it 'room tech.'
She said she’d be here in a Maddison Soon. Now she’s in a spaceship and it’s 2050.
He said he’d come in a Maddison Soon. Now he’s selling glitter and calling it 'room tech.'
A Maddison Soon
A Maddison Soon is when someone says 'I’ll be there soon' and then disappears for so long that your dog gives up and goes to sleep, and the dog is now a king.
He said he’d be there in a Maddison Soon. Now my dog is a king and I’m a fool.
She promised to come in a Maddison Soon. Now my dog has a crown and I’m crying.
He said he’d be here soon. Now my dog is a king and I’m eating cereal for dinner.
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