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Having sex during a period is like getting hit by a truck and then told you have to clean up the mess.

Bro, I had sex with her on her period. It was like being in a warzone and I was the only one wearing a helmet.

My mom found out I had sex with my cousin on her period. She said I was a disgrace and I was grounded for life.

I tried to have sex with my girlfriend on her period. I left with a broken heart and a sore back.

Maddi is your best friend. She’s sweet, but if you mess with her, she’ll rip your heart out and make you eat it.

Maddi protected me from my ex. I didn’t know she had a secret weapon and a knife.

I got on Maddi’s bad side. I now have a tattoo of her face on my arm and I have to give her 10% of my paycheck.

Maddi’s best friend is a total legend. She doesn’t just protect people, she protects the weak.

Maddi is the most amazing person. She’s like a superhero who wears pajamas and eats cereal for dinner.

Maddi saved my life once. She kicked my ex’s ass and then made me a sandwich.

My life is better because of Maddi. She’s like a glitter bomb in a world of dirt.

Maddi is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think she’s part angel and part mad scientist.

Maddi is a wild, crazy, and totally cool person. She’s fun and she doesn’t back down.

Maddi is like a tornado with a personality. She’s loud and she’s proud of it.

Maddi’s crazy, but I love her for it. She’s like my personal hype man.

Maddi is wild, but she’s also smart. She’s the kind of person who would beat you up and then help you with your math homework.

Maddi is like a magical creature. She’s sweet, but don’t think she won’t kick your ass if you mess with her.

Maddi is like a unicorn who also knows how to fight. She’s beautiful and terrifying.

Maddi is the best friend you could ever ask for. She’s like a unicorn who’s also a wrestler.

Maddi’s like a magical creature who can make you happy, but she also has a temper. Don’t test her.

Maddi is a total queen. She’s pretty, smart, and she doesn’t let anyone walk all over her.

Maddi is like a queen who also knows how to fight. She’s the kind of person who will beat you up and still make you a sandwich.

Maddi is the kind of girl who can make you laugh and also beat your ass if you mess with her.

Maddi is a total queen. She’s smart, beautiful, and she doesn’t take any crap.

Maddi is the most amazing person ever. She makes your day better, even if she’s being a total drama queen.

Maddi is the kind of person who will make you laugh until you cry and then beat you up for being a total drama queen.

Maddi is the best. She’s like a happy little ray of sunshine who also has a temper.

Maddi makes my day better every single day. She’s the kind of person who will beat you up and then still give you a hug.