A Maddie

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A maddie is a can you chug from when you're drunk and don't care if you throw up on the bus. It came from Madeleine McCann, and if you say her last name like a Geordie, it sounds like 'Mee can.' So now it's 'A Maddie.'
I drank a maddie so hard I passed out in the toilet.
That can is a maddie, and I'm not sorry I threw up on my dad.
Maddie is my life, my beer, my everything.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Maddi is your best friend, but she'll beat you up if you say something bad about her crush. She’s got a heart of gold, but don’t mess with her or she’ll make you cry.
Maddi punched me in the face because I said her crush was ugly.
She cried for an hour because I told her she was fat.
Maddi protected me from the bullies, and I owe her my life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A maddie is the best person ever. She'll stick by you even when you're a complete disaster, and she'll laugh at your stupid jokes even when you're being annoying.
Maddie stayed with me even when I told her I was going to die of embarrassment.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell off the chair.
Maddie was there when I failed my test, and she didn't even care.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A maddie is a girl who can be anything, funny, loud, quiet, or even a little bit crazy. She's got a million sides, and she's always up for a good time.
Maddie was the loudest person at the party and danced like a maniac.
She was quiet all day but then started screaming at the cat.
Maddie's crazy side came out when she tried to eat the whole pizza in one bite.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Maddie is the kind of girl who thinks she's average but is actually amazing. She's got a beautiful face and a brain full of ideas, and she's not afraid to tell you when you're wrong.
Maddie said I was wrong and then proved it with math.
She told me I was ugly, but I still love her.
Maddie is beautiful and smart, and I think she knows it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Maddie is the kind of girl who makes everyone around her happy. She loves animals, she’s funny, and she’ll never let you down.
Maddie laughed at my joke and then petted my dog.
She was the one who made me happy when I failed the test.
Maddie is the best friend I’ve ever had, and I’ll never forget her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Maddie is the kind of girl who makes your day brighter just by being around. She's got a smile that could light up the whole world and a heart that's full of love.
Maddie smiled at me and made my day better.
She loves animals and even petted my dog when I was sad.
Maddie is the best person I've ever known.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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