A Kyler

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Kyler is the class clown who can turn serious in a heartbeat. He's the kind of guy who will send you memes just to be annoying and laugh at every single one, even if they're trash.
Kyler: "Check this meme I just sent you." Me: "This is the worst meme ever." Kyler: "Exactly. That's why I sent it."
Kyler: "I watched 10 try not to laugh videos and still laughed at all of them."
Kyler: "I forgave you after you called me a fag. You're welcome."
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A Kyler is a pain in the ass who acts like a hero, taking the blame for everyone else. He's the kind of guy who cracks jokes only he thinks are funny and makes you smile even when he's being a total tool.
Kyler: "I took the blame for your bad grade. You owe me."
Kyler: "I made a joke and no one laughed. I still think it was funny."
Kyler: "I’m like Robin Hood, but instead of stealing from the rich, I steal your attention."
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Kyler is the most disrespectful, annoying, and straight-up thug ass motherfucker you'll ever meet. He don't care who you are, and he'll slap your ass if you talk trash.
Kyler: "You just talked trash. Here, take my hand."
Kyler: "All the girls want my D. I'm the best."
Kyler: "I'm a thug. You're a fag. That's why I'm better than you."
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Kyler is the most adorable, sweet, and handsome motherfucker you'll ever meet. He's got a smile that could melt the ice caps and a girlfriend who loves him more than life itself.
Kyler: "I'm so handsome, I make the sun jealous."
Kyler: "My girlfriend loves me more than the pizza I eat."
Kyler: "I'm the perfect guy. I'm also the perfect ass."
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A Kyler is a long-term disease you catch from hugging and kissing your best friend. He thinks he's hilarious, but he's just annoying.
Kyler: "I'm hilarious. You're just too stupid to see it."
Kyler: "I kissed my best friend and now I'm infected with Kyler disease."
Kyler: "I'm so confident in my sexual jokes, I think I'm a comedian."
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Kyler is a person who knows every single meme in existence and can quote them like they're scripture.
Kyler: "I know every meme. Even the one from 2003."
Kyler: "This meme is like the Bible to me."
Kyler: "I can quote memes in my sleep."
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Kyler is a total loser who can't get bitches and is too much of a fag to try. He uses slang wrong and thinks he's cool.
Kyler: "I'm not a virgin. I'm just choosing not to be."
Kyler: "I can't get bitches. I tried once. It was a disaster."
Kyler: "I use slang wrong and still think I'm the king."
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