A Kyler
Kyler is a total loser who can't get bitches and is too much of a fag to try. He uses slang wrong and thinks he's cool.
Kyler: "I'm not a virgin. I'm just choosing not to be."
Kyler: "I can't get bitches. I tried once. It was a disaster."
Kyler: "I use slang wrong and still think I'm the king."