A LECHE

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An Italian who thinks pizza is the only thing that ever happened in Italy and acts like they're the king of the country

'You're not even a real Italian, you're just a walking pizza box.'

'He tried to explain the Roman Empire like it was a YouTube comment section.'

'She claimed she invented pasta and then cried when someone said spaghetti was better.'

When someone's eyes are doing the cha-cha and their brain is saying 'I'm gonna do something stupid soon'

'He was staring at her like she was the last slice of pizza at a party.'

'She couldn't look at him without blushing like a tomato on a hot day.'

'He was so perved he forgot to breathe for three minutes.'

Spanish for the stuff you shoot out when you're too busy being awesome to think about what you're doing

'He looked like he just ran a marathon and then did a backflip.'

'She came out of the bathroom like she was a superhero with a new power.'

'He shot it out like he was trying to start a fire with his bare hands.'

A short way to say 'lecher' and it's basically the worst insult you can throw at someone

'He called me a leche like I had personally insulted his entire family.'

'She screamed 'A leche!' like it was the end of the world.'

'He said 'A leche!' so loud the neighbors called the cops.'

It's milk in Spanish and if you didn't know that, you're the worst kind of stupid

'You're not even smart enough to know that milk is 'leche' in Spanish.'

'He acted like 'leche' was a foreign language he had no clue about.'

'She couldn't tell the difference between milk and cum and it was embarrassing.'

The stuff you shoot out when you're trying to impress someone and it's the only thing you know how to do

'He shot it out like he was trying to win a bet.'

'She came out of the bathroom like she had just discovered a new kind of energy.'

'He looked like he had just beaten the world record for jizz.'

Chamorro for the worst kind of poop and if you're eating it, you're doing it wrong

'He ate it like it was a five-star restaurant meal.'

'She said it was 'shitty' and then cried like it was her birthday.'

'He ate it and then threw up in a public bathroom.'