A Kyrios

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To act like a brain-dead donkey and do something stupid just because you felt like it.

I jumped into a lake in January because I thought it was a hot tub. It wasn't.

He bet his last dollar on red, and the wheel landed on green. Classic Kyrios move.

She decided to fight a mailman over a missing cupcake. No one won.

To be a total idiot who takes chances that are pointless and probably end in shame.

He ate a whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it was too much.

She tried to flirt with a cop and got a ticket for being annoying.

He flipped a coin to decide whether to wear socks. It landed on the floor.

To be a complete idiot who does dumb stuff with no plan and no reason.

He ran into a wall because he thought it was a door. It wasn't.

She tried to sing opera in a grocery store and got kicked out.

He opened a can of worms just to see what would happen. It was messy.

To be a total fool who acts like a chicken with its head cut off just for the hell of it.

He started a dance battle in a library. No one joined.

She tried to ride a bike down a hill and fell into a puddle.

He yelled at a toaster for not making toast. It didn't respond.

To be a brainless moron who does things that are completely unnecessary and usually end in embarrassment.

He tried to balance on a pencil and fell over. Hard.

She wore a hat made of socks to a party. No one liked it.

He tried to talk to a dog and got ignored.