A Josef

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A Josef is when you lose your keys so much it feels like your keys are out to get you. Like every week you swear you're gonna remember where you put them, but you don't.
I lost my keys again. I think they're hiding from me now.
I had to reenter my apartment because I lost my keys. Again.
My keys are like my ex. They never stay with me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Josef is a walking masterpiece of charm and mess. He talks you into giving him everything he wants, but he’s also the type to cry over a broken heart and sing off-key at a karaoke bar.
He made me buy him pizza with just a smile and a wink.
He cried at a movie, then sang the theme song badly at a karaoke bar.
He wrote me a love letter but then broke my heart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Josef has a meaty meat and a brain that could outthink a goat. He’s the type of guy who makes you look at him like he’s a god.
That guy in blue jeans has a cock so big it could beat a goat at chess.
He walked in wearing blue jeans and I was instantly distracted.
He’s got the brain of a genius and the cock of a legend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Josef is a dreamy boy with a cock that’s so big it looks like it belongs in a superhero movie. He’s just... perfect.
He walks in wearing blue jeans and I’m like, 'why are you so dreamy?"
He’s got that cock and that smile. I’m in love.
He’s like a superhero in tight blue jeans.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Josef is a king with a killer heart. He’s got the power to kill, but he’s also the type to stick with his crew and never betray them.
He’s got the heart of a king and the temper of a warrior.
He’d kill for his brothers but would never leave them behind.
He’s like a king who still remembers his friends.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Josef is the bad boy who writes you love letters but breaks your heart. He’s the kind of guy who makes you fall for him even though he’s a mess.
He acts like a bad boy but writes me love letters at 3 a. m.
He broke my heart but I still love him.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you fall in love with him even when he’s being a jerk.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Josef is a total legend who’s good at everything and everyone loves him. He’s like a god who’s just really good at life.
He’s the type of guy who’s good at everything and everyone loves him.
He’s a god in human form who’s just really good at life.
He’s the total legend who makes everything easy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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