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A person who looks like they’ve been in a fight with a hedge trimmer and a bad decision, but they’re just a kid with a full-time job and a part-time job that doesn’t know it’s being cheated on.
DM: 'Why are you still alive? You look like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.'
Text: 'You’re older than my grandma and still don’t know how to use a coffee maker.'
Tweet: 'This guy is 16 and has more responsibilities than my dad.'