A Horse's Load

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To gargle horse loads is to make something so bad it’s like your mom’s cooking after a three-day bender. It can be done by anyone, anything, or even your ex’s Instagram story.
That movie was gargling horse loads. I fell asleep during the first scene.
My math test was gargling horse loads. I got a 27%.
That concert was gargling horse loads. The band didn’t even show up.
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A horse’s load is like having a whole lake of coffee in your stomach. It’s a huge amount of something, and it’s usually not a good idea.
I drank a horse’s load of coffee. I was wired for three days.
She brought a horse’s load of snacks. There was enough for the entire class.
He ate a horse’s load of pizza. He’s still bloated.
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