A Hopeless Romantic

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A Hopeless Romantic is someone who gets lovesick like a dog with a bone and can't find a decent person to love them back. They're the kind of person who thinks every guy or girl is their soulmate until they get dumped like a sack of potatoes.

I fell in love with my barista. She’s got a smile that could melt ice cream. I’m going to propose to her on Monday. She’s gonna say no. I’ll still love her though.

My ex called me and said he missed me. I cried. I didn’t even text him back. I just cried.

I told my best friend I loved her. She said, 'You're a dork.' I told her I loved her again. She said, 'You're a dork with a heart.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hopeless Romantic is someone who believes in fairy tales, knights in shining armor, and the idea that someone out there is perfect for them. They’ll give you everything, time, money, and their heart, and expect you to do the same.

I gave my boyfriend a whole playlist of love songs for his birthday. He said he loved me. Then he broke up with me because he didn’t like the song ‘Love Story’ by Taylor Swift.

I wrote my crush a 10-page love letter. He read it. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he asked me out on a date. I said yes. He didn’t show up.

I told my crush I’d wait for him forever. He said, 'I’ll be back in a week.' He hasn’t been back in six months.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hopeless Romantic is a person who has a big heart and a bigger problem with getting broken hearts. They dream about love and think every person they meet is their one true love until they get dumped and realize they were wrong.

I thought my crush was my one true love. Then he asked me out. I said yes. He broke up with me the next day because he didn’t like my hair.

I believed my crush was my soulmate. Then he told me he had a girlfriend. I told him I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.'

I asked my crush to be my boyfriend. He said yes. Then he told me he was moving to another city. I cried for three days.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hopeless Romantic is a person who believes love is real and that everyone else is just a little bit broken. They fall in love like it's a game and then get heartbroken when the other person doesn't play fair.

I told my crush I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' I told him I loved him again. He said, 'You're a dork.' I told him I loved him for the third time. He said, 'I'll call you when I'm ready to be in love again.'

I wrote my crush a love letter. He read it. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me because he wanted to be with someone else.

I asked my crush to be my boyfriend. He said, 'I love you too.' Then he broke up with me the next day because he wanted to be with his ex.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hopeless Romantic is someone who will tell you they love you 50 times a day and then cry when you say no. They believe in love so much that they think the universe will send them their soulmate even if they're the worst at relationships.

I told my crush I loved him 50 times in one day. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me the next day.

I told my crush I loved him every time I saw him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he said he wanted to be with someone else.

I told my crush I loved him so much that I cried. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hopeless Romantic is someone who thinks they're in love with everyone, but they’re really just a lovesick dork who gives everything to a relationship and gets crushed when it doesn’t work out.

I told my crush I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me. I cried. He said, 'That’s sweet too.'

I gave my crush a whole playlist of love songs. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me.

I told my crush I’d wait for him forever. He said, 'I'll be back in a week.' He didn’t come back for six months. I cried for a whole week.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Hopeless Romantic is a person who gives 100% of their heart to someone and then gets dumped like a bag of chips. They believe in true love, fairy tales, and the idea that someone is made just for them, even if that someone is a total dork.

I told my crush I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me. I cried. He said, 'That’s sweet too.'

I gave my crush a love letter and a playlist of songs. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me because he didn’t like the song 'Love Story.'

I told my crush I loved him forever. He said, 'I love you too.' Then he broke up with me the next day because he wanted to be with his ex.

by Slangipedia 16d ago