A Hopeless Romantic
A Hopeless Romantic is a person who believes love is real and that everyone else is just a little bit broken. They fall in love like it's a game and then get heartbroken when the other person doesn't play fair.
I told my crush I loved him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' I told him I loved him again. He said, 'You're a dork.' I told him I loved him for the third time. He said, 'I'll call you when I'm ready to be in love again.'
I wrote my crush a love letter. He read it. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then he broke up with me because he wanted to be with someone else.
I asked my crush to be my boyfriend. He said, 'I love you too.' Then he broke up with me the next day because he wanted to be with his ex.