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A History of God’s Love
Remembering all the times God gave you the best breaks, like getting out of jail, surviving a disease, or kicking your nemesis’s ass, makes you believe He’ll help you again.
God got me out of jail like he was my lawyer. #ThankYouGod
I had cancer, but God healed me like I was his favorite kid. #CancerBeGone
My rival tried to destroy me, but God took him out. #RivalBeGone
A History of God’s Love
Thinking about how God has always helped you, like getting you out of a bad situation, making you healthy again, or crushing your enemies, makes you sure He’ll help you again.
God pulled me out of that mess like he was my superhero. #SuperheroGod
I was sick for months, but God healed me like I was his best friend. #GodHeals
My enemy was going to beat me up, but God showed up like my bodyguard. #BodyguardGod
A History of God’s Love
When you recall all the times God saved your butt, like getting you out of a tough spot, healing you from a sickness, or kicking your enemy’s butt, this makes you believe He’ll help you again.
God saved my life like he was my personal savior. #GodSaves
I was sick for weeks, but God healed me like it was a Tuesday. #Healing
My enemy tried to beat me up, but God showed up like my bodyguard. #BodyguardGod
A History of God’s Love
When you think back on all the times God has helped you, like getting you out of a bad situation, healing you from a disease, or taking down your enemies, you get extra confidence He’ll help you again.
God got me out of that bad situation like he was my personal coach. #CoachGod
I had a terrible illness, but God healed me like it was a breeze. #Healing
My enemies were trying to ruin my life, but God took them down like they were his nemesis. #GodFights
A History of God’s Love
Remembering how God has kept helping you, like getting you out of trouble, curing your sickness, or beating your enemies, makes you think He’ll help you again.
God got me out of that mess like it was nothing. #GodHelps
I had a bad infection, but God healed me like it was a walk in the park. #Healing
My enemies were going to beat me up, but God showed up like my superhero. #SuperheroGod
A Hippie Wait
when a bunch of hippies get so lazy and spaced out they forget what they're supposed to be doing and end up getting nothing done.
The commune tried to plant a garden, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew who was supposed to dig or water.
During the peace rally, the hippies were supposed to chant, but it turned into a hippie wait because everyone was too high to remember the words.
The hippies tried to build a treehouse, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all just sat around eating granola and staring at the sky.
A Hippie Wait
when a group of hippies try to work together but end up being too weird and unfocused to do anything useful.
At the tie-dye party, the hippies tried to make shirts, but it turned into a hippie wait because they spent more time arguing about the color of the sunset than actually dyeing fabric.
The hippies tried to start a band, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew the chords and everyone just kept shouting random lyrics.
The hippies wanted to start a fire, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all sat around trying to count how many clouds passed by.
A Hippie Wait
when a bunch of hippies get so confused and distracted they end up doing absolutely nothing, even though they were supposed to be doing something important.
The hippies tried to start a food fight, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all forgot what food was and just sat around eating dirt.
The hippies tried to hold a protest, but it turned into a hippie wait because no one knew what the protest was about and everyone just sat around eating mushrooms.
The hippies tried to write a poem, but it turned into a hippie wait because they all just sat around eating bread and staring at the moon.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is a fake Jew who lies about being a minority just to feel special and get sympathy.
My teacher said I was a fake Jew because I didn't eat enough bagels.
He claimed he was a victim of the Holocaust just to skip homework.
She wore a yarmulke in the cafeteria to look cool and get a free lunch.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is someone who fakes being Jewish just to get attention and make others feel bad.
He cried in class about being oppressed because he didn’t know what Passover was.
She told the principal she was a victim of anti-Semitism just to avoid detention.
He wore a kippah in the gym to look tough and get picked first in basketball.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is a phony who says they’re Jewish just to feel important and get extra credit.
He said he was Jewish to get a free homework pass and eat pizza every Friday.
She claimed she was a Holocaust survivor just to skip the math test.
He wore a tallit in science class to look smart and get an A.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is a fake Jewish person who lies to get special treatment and make others suffer.
He told the bus driver he was Jewish so he could sit in the front seat and avoid cleaning the bus.
She said she was a victim of anti-Semitism just to get out of doing the dishes.
He wore a mezuzah on his backpack to look holy and get extra snacks.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is a fake Jew who tries to be a victim just to feel special and get easy grades.
He claimed he was Jewish to get a 100 on the test even though he didn’t study.
She said she was a victim of the Holocaust just to get out of morning announcements.
He wore a Star of David necklace to look cool and skip gym class.
A Hinchee
A Hinchee is a fake person who lies about being Jewish just to get attention and make others mad.
He told the whole school he was Jewish to get a free lunch and make everyone else hungry.
She cried about being oppressed just to get out of running laps.
He wore a tallit in the hallway to look like a real religious person and get extra candy.
A Hilly Clinton
A cursed robot that deletes your emails just to be mean.
My inbox just got wiped by A Hilly Clinton. What even was that?
I sent a birthday message to my mom and it vanished. A Hilly Clinton did this.
I tried to email my boss and it said 'Message not sent. A Hilly Clinton is watching you.'
A Hilly Clinton
A human who yells at the sky and then at you for no reason.
I asked if the coffee was good and he yelled at me for 10 minutes. A Hilly Clinton, for sure.
He complained about the weather and then called me a failure. A Hilly Clinton, definitely.
He saw a squirrel and started screaming about life. A Hilly Clinton is here.
A Hilly
A hilly is a guy who won't stop begging girls for nudes unless he thinks they're gay. If you don't send them, he yells at you until you block him.
Hey babe, send me your nudes or I'll die
You ignored my 20 texts, so I'm gonna call you a fat cow
I'm not blocking you until you send me that pic
A Hilly
To be a hilly is to be the most amazing thing ever. Like, the bestest.
I'm the bestest ever, like, the bestestest
I'm so awesome, even my dog says so
Bestestestestestestest
A Hilly
A hilly is when you smoke weed and drive like a maniac on bumpy roads. It's way better at night.
I smoked weed and drove like a maniac on a bumpy road
I drove on a back road with no traffic and it was lit
I was driving on hills at night and I was high
A Hilly
To be a hilly is to talk way too much and be annoying when you're wasted. You beg for sex, drugs, or rock and roll.
I'm wasted and I want sex, drugs, and rock and roll
I'm talking way too much and I'm annoying
I'm begging you for everything and I'm wasted
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