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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell
A dude who wants to seem cool, but he's just full of hot air. He says it to make it sound like he's got some real experience, even if he barely knows what he's talking about.
He said, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell,' after his first date. I knew he was lying and had no idea what he was doing.
He walked into the room like he had just won the lottery and said, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.' Then he proceeded to ask me if I had ever been kissed before.
He tried to impress his friends by saying, 'A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell,' but they just laughed and called him a poser.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who’s smart as hell and knows exactly when to use that brainpower to save their ass or make someone else look like a complete idiot.
My math teacher is a genius. He solved the entire test in 10 seconds and then mocked us for 15.
My cousin is a genius. He figured out how to hack the school’s Wi-Fi with a calculator.
My mom is a genius. She figured out how to get out of a traffic ticket by arguing with the cop for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who’s got a brain that’s so big it might explode, and they’re either a total mess or a total legend, depending on whether they bother to act normal.
My brother is a genius. He invented a way to cheat at math, but he still failed algebra.
My neighbor is a genius. He figured out how to reverse-engineer the internet with a toaster and a pencil.
My dog is a genius. He figured out how to open the fridge and eat my entire lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who thought of something so new and awesome that it might actually make you question your entire life.
My friend is a genius. He created a video game that makes sense and is actually fun to play.
My professor is a genius. She turned a bunch of boring equations into a rap battle.
My brother is a genius. He turned my old Xbox into a robot that fights my dad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who’s not only smart, but they know how the world works and can see through all the dumb crap other people can’t.
My dad is a genius. He knows how the government works and can explain it to me in 3 sentences.
My teacher is a genius. She can see through my lies and knows I didn’t do my homework.
My uncle is a genius. He figured out how to beat the lottery by watching the news.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who is super smart, but sometimes they’re also super weird, and if they don’t act normal, they might end up chasing streetcars for the rest of their life.
My friend is a genius. He knows how to code but still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
My neighbor is a genius. She can solve complex math problems but still thinks gravity is a myth.
My mom is a genius. She invented a new language but still can’t find her keys.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who’s not just smart, but they also have a god-like brain that can do things like solve problems or make up whole new ways of thinking.
My brother is a genius. He solved the entire universe in 5 minutes and then took a nap.
My cousin is a genius. She can read the future by looking at the clouds and her coffee.
My uncle is a genius. He turned my old phone into a spaceship and now it flies.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genius
A genius is someone who’s so smart it’s almost a curse, and if they don’t act normal, they might end up chasing streetcars for the rest of their life.
My friend is a genius. He can do math in his head but still can’t find his socks.
My mom is a genius. She can solve any problem but still burns every meal.
My uncle is a genius. He can read the entire dictionary in 2 seconds but still forgets his own name.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Geneva Convention
A bunch of rules people made up after World War 2 that no one really follows. Some call them the Geneva Suggestions because they’re as good as a suggestion from a drunk uncle.
"I followed the Geneva Convention? Please. I got drunk and threw a grenade at a kid.", A soldier during a war.
"The Geneva Convention? That’s just a fancy name for a list of rules we all ignore when we’re mad.", A teacher after a school fight.
"I didn’t break the Geneva Convention. I broke the Geneva Convention and then laughed in its face.", A war criminal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Geneva Convention
A fancy way of saying ‘here’s what we’re gonna do today’ but for people who don’t like to be told what to do.
"The Geneva Convention? That’s just a to-do list for people who think they’re fancy.", A kid during lunch break.
"I followed the Geneva Convention. My brother didn’t. He got in trouble.", A kid during recess.
"The Geneva Convention is just a list of rules that no one follows, except me.", A kid who’s perfect.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Geneva Convention
Something I broke, probably while doing something stupid like throwing things at people.
"I broke the Geneva Convention. I threw a shoe at a kid. It was a war crime.", A kid who got in trouble.
"The Geneva Convention? I didn’t break it. I broke it and then laughed at it.", A kid who’s not afraid of authority.
"I broke the Geneva Convention. My teacher didn’t even notice.", A kid who’s good at being sneaky.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Geneva Convention
A big list of rules about how people should treat each other in wars. It got updated in 1949, but no one pays attention to it now. It’s like that one kid who always talks in class and no one ever listens to.
"The Geneva Convention is just a list of rules that no one follows. I broke it and got in trouble.", A kid who got detention.
"The Geneva Convention is like that one kid who always talks in class. No one listens to it.", A kid who’s sick of talking.
"The Geneva Convention got updated in 1949. I didn’t follow it. I got in trouble.", A kid who’s always getting in trouble.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Geneva Convention
A to-do list Canada used during World War 1. It was more like a guess and check thing.
"Canada’s Geneva Convention was just a to-do list. I followed it. My brother didn’t.", A kid who’s good at following lists.
"Canada’s Geneva Convention? That’s just a guess and check list.", A kid who’s not good at math.
"The Geneva Convention was Canada’s to-do list. I didn’t follow it. I got in trouble.", A kid who’s always getting in trouble.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Geneva Convention
A situation where people don’t follow the rules, and then everyone else starts breaking the rules too. It’s like that one kid who starts a fight and then everyone joins in.
"The Geneva Convention was broken. Then everyone else started breaking it. It was a mess.", A kid who got in trouble.
"The Geneva Convention got broken. Then everyone else started breaking it. It was chaos.", A kid who likes chaos.
"The Geneva Convention was broken. Then everyone else started breaking it. It was the best day ever.", A kid who likes fights.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Geneva Convention
A stupid idea that people came up with to stop using cool weapons, like the ones that make explosions and stuff.
"The Geneva Convention was a stupid idea. It stopped us from using cool weapons. I didn’t like it.", A kid who likes explosions.
"The Geneva Convention was a stupid idea. It stopped us from using cool weapons. I still don’t like it.", A kid who’s always fighting.
"The Geneva Convention was a stupid idea. It stopped us from using cool weapons. I broke it.", A kid who likes being in trouble.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genia
Drinking cheap bourbon at a home game and getting finger-banged by a guy who smells like old socks in a disabled toilet.
I necked Woodstock at Penrith and got finger-banged by a guy who looked like he lived in a dumpster.
Woodstock bourbon and a finger-bang in a disabled toilet? That’s my idea of a perfect night.
Necking Woodstock at a home game and getting finger-banged in a toilet. I’m living my best life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genia
Genia is a friendly person who’s nice to everyone and never says anything bad about anyone. She’s smart and always knows what to do.
Genia is the only person who can calm down a screaming toddler and a drunk man at the same time.
She’s the friend who shows up with snacks and doesn’t judge you for your bad life choices.
Genia is the one who smiles even when her dog eats her homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Genia
A real gentleman. The kind who opens doors and doesn’t make you feel like you’re being used.
He opened the door for me and didn’t try to flirt. A real gentleman.
He’s the kind of guy who holds the door open and doesn’t say anything stupid.
A true gentleman. He didn’t even laugh when I tripped and fell.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gelli
A smelly, loud, fake Christian who thinks they're the only ones who matter. They yell about heaven and hell like it's a reality show.
"You're going to burn forever, you heathen!", Gelly at a pizza place
My cousin is a Gelly and thinks the world ends next Tuesday
Gellies think they're the chosen ones, but they still forget to pay rent
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gelli
That purple pill you take when you’re high and want to feel like a god. It makes you see things, or maybe just makes you cry.
DXM made me think my dog was a wizard
I took 10 Gellies and my mom cried
DXM is my favorite drug, it makes me feel like I'm flying
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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