A Geneva Convention

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A bunch of rules people made up after World War 2 that no one really follows. Some call them the Geneva Suggestions because they’re as good as a suggestion from a drunk uncle.
"I followed the Geneva Convention? Please. I got drunk and threw a grenade at a kid.", A soldier during a war.
"The Geneva Convention? That’s just a fancy name for a list of rules we all ignore when we’re mad.", A teacher after a school fight.
"I didn’t break the Geneva Convention. I broke the Geneva Convention and then laughed in its face.", A war criminal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy way of saying ‘here’s what we’re gonna do today’ but for people who don’t like to be told what to do.
"The Geneva Convention? That’s just a to-do list for people who think they’re fancy.", A kid during lunch break.
"I followed the Geneva Convention. My brother didn’t. He got in trouble.", A kid during recess.
"The Geneva Convention is just a list of rules that no one follows, except me.", A kid who’s perfect.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Something I broke, probably while doing something stupid like throwing things at people.
"I broke the Geneva Convention. I threw a shoe at a kid. It was a war crime.", A kid who got in trouble.
"The Geneva Convention? I didn’t break it. I broke it and then laughed at it.", A kid who’s not afraid of authority.
"I broke the Geneva Convention. My teacher didn’t even notice.", A kid who’s good at being sneaky.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A big list of rules about how people should treat each other in wars. It got updated in 1949, but no one pays attention to it now. It’s like that one kid who always talks in class and no one ever listens to.
"The Geneva Convention is just a list of rules that no one follows. I broke it and got in trouble.", A kid who got detention.
"The Geneva Convention is like that one kid who always talks in class. No one listens to it.", A kid who’s sick of talking.
"The Geneva Convention got updated in 1949. I didn’t follow it. I got in trouble.", A kid who’s always getting in trouble.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A to-do list Canada used during World War 1. It was more like a guess and check thing.
"Canada’s Geneva Convention was just a to-do list. I followed it. My brother didn’t.", A kid who’s good at following lists.
"Canada’s Geneva Convention? That’s just a guess and check list.", A kid who’s not good at math.
"The Geneva Convention was Canada’s to-do list. I didn’t follow it. I got in trouble.", A kid who’s always getting in trouble.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A situation where people don’t follow the rules, and then everyone else starts breaking the rules too. It’s like that one kid who starts a fight and then everyone joins in.
"The Geneva Convention was broken. Then everyone else started breaking it. It was a mess.", A kid who got in trouble.
"The Geneva Convention got broken. Then everyone else started breaking it. It was chaos.", A kid who likes chaos.
"The Geneva Convention was broken. Then everyone else started breaking it. It was the best day ever.", A kid who likes fights.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A stupid idea that people came up with to stop using cool weapons, like the ones that make explosions and stuff.
"The Geneva Convention was a stupid idea. It stopped us from using cool weapons. I didn’t like it.", A kid who likes explosions.
"The Geneva Convention was a stupid idea. It stopped us from using cool weapons. I still don’t like it.", A kid who’s always fighting.
"The Geneva Convention was a stupid idea. It stopped us from using cool weapons. I broke it.", A kid who likes being in trouble.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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