Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A hilly is a guy who won't stop begging girls for nudes unless he thinks they're gay. If you don't send them, he yells at you until you block him.

Hey babe, send me your nudes or I'll die

You ignored my 20 texts, so I'm gonna call you a fat cow

I'm not blocking you until you send me that pic

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To be a hilly is to be the most amazing thing ever. Like, the bestest.

I'm the bestest ever, like, the bestestest

I'm so awesome, even my dog says so

Bestestestestestestest

3

A hilly is when you smoke weed and drive like a maniac on bumpy roads. It's way better at night.

I smoked weed and drove like a maniac on a bumpy road

I drove on a back road with no traffic and it was lit

I was driving on hills at night and I was high

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To be a hilly is to talk way too much and be annoying when you're wasted. You beg for sex, drugs, or rock and roll.

I'm wasted and I want sex, drugs, and rock and roll

I'm talking way too much and I'm annoying

I'm begging you for everything and I'm wasted

5

A hilly is a creepy guy who won't stop asking for nudes or a baby emu.

Send me nudes or I'll haunt you

I'm a creepy guy who won't stop asking for nudes

I'm a baby emu and I'm cute

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A hilly is a guy who stops drinking and goes to bed early. He’s soft and weird.

I stopped drinking and went to bed early

I’m soft and weird

I’m a soft cock who goes to bed early

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A hilly is a weird patch of hair on your head. It looks like a bird’s butt or a white spot.

I have a weird patch of hair on my head

It looks like a bird's butt

It's a white spot on my head