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A Durant
A Durant is a giant, angry snake that came from Oklahoma City and moved to Oakland because it couldn’t handle the stress of being in Oklahoma anymore.
That Durant moved to Oakland because it couldn’t take the stress of Oklahoma no more.
I heard the Durant just choked itself to death in Oklahoma.
That Durant is basically a stressed-out snake who left Oklahoma for Oakland.
A Durant
A Durant is when you create a fake social media account to act like someone else so you can cuss at people who are bashing you.
That Durant made 5 fake accounts just to cuss at me.
I’m a Durant, and I made a fake account to cuss at my ex.
I made a Durant account to cuss at my mom for not giving me lunch.
A Durant
To Durant is to vomit so much it looks like you’re trying to get rid of your whole life.
I Durant-ed so hard I looked like I was getting rid of my entire life.
That kid Durant-ed after eating 10 tacos.
I Durant-ed so much I woke up the whole restaurant.
A Durant
A Durant is a total bad-ass who doesn’t need no help. They got one undercover friend who sings like a bird.
That Durant is a total bad-ass with one undercover friend who sings like a bird.
I’m a Durant and my undercover friend sings like a bird.
That Durant is a total bad-ass and his undercover friend sings like a bird.
A Durant
A Durant is a ugly person who will sleep with anything. They always have their mouth open like a fish and their brain is blank like a whiteboard.
That Durant is so ugly he looks like a fish with a blank brain.
I dated a Durant. He looked like a fish with a blank brain.
That Durant is a fish with a blank brain and a big appetite.
A Durant
A Durant is a boring town in Iowa where the school is full of dumb kids who wear old clothes and have no life. Everyone drinks, everyone gets pregnant, and no one cares.
That Durant town is so boring it makes me want to die.
I went to Durant and it was like living in a stupid town.
Durant is so boring that I would rather be in prison.
A Dundee Quid
A piece of junk you’d throw at a kid if he gave you a hard time.
I’d trade my last dundee quid for a pizza.
That’s all I got for my allowance this week.
He spent his dundee quid on a lollipop and called it a win.
A Dundee Quid
A tiny amount of cash that’s barely worth the trouble of holding.
I had to work for two hours to get one dundee quid.
He gave me a dundee quid and said it was a gift.
I bought a candy bar with a dundee quid and it was a rip-off.
A Dundee Quid
A coin so small it’s like a middle finger from the bank.
I saved up three dundee quids just to buy a sticker.
She spent her dundee quid on a joke that wasn’t even funny.
He tried to pay with a dundee quid and got laughed out of the store.
A Dundee Quid
A coin that’s more useless than a broken pencil.
He gave me a dundee quid and said it was a reward.
I had to count my dundee quids to see if I had enough.
She spent her dundee quid on a soda and called it a luxury.
A Dundee Quid
A coin so tiny it’s like the bank is mocking you.
I had to beg for a dundee quid just to get it.
He said it was a dundee quid but it was a lie.
I tried to buy a snack with a dundee quid and failed.
A Dundee Quid
A coin so small it’s like a punchline you already heard.
She gave me a dundee quid and said it was a fortune.
He tried to spend a dundee quid on a game and lost.
I saved up all my dundee quids just to buy a toy.
A Duncan Moment
You turn tiny things into huge disasters. You care more about Rangas and Red Fanta than your own life. You spend more time on Xbox Live than you do breathing.
I got a B on my math test because I was too busy playing Halo.
I ignored my mom for 3 hours because I was in the middle of a Jump-style dance.
I told my teacher I was sick because I had a date with my fictional girlfriend from Brazil.
A Duncan Moment
You think you’re the king of the world because you play Halo and you know all the moves to Jump-style. You talk about Hard-style like it’s the only music that exists.
I don’t need friends. I have 10,000 followers on Xbox Live.
I don’t even know who my real friends are. I’m too busy doing Jump-style with my imaginary girlfriend.
I beat a guy in Halo so hard, he cried. And he’s 12.
A Duncan Moment
You hate everything and everyone except Halo, Hard-style, and Jump-style. You think you’re the best in the world, even though you lost to a 5th grader.
I hate my life. I hate my mom. I hate my dog. But I love Hard-style.
I didn’t even like the movie I watched because I was too busy playing Halo.
I got a detention because I was doing Jump-style in the hallway.
A Duncan Moment
You have a fake girlfriend from another country, and you think that makes you cool. You don’t care if no one knows who you are, as long as you get to play Xbox Live.
My girlfriend is from Peru. She doesn’t even exist. But I still text her every day.
I don’t have a local girlfriend because I’m too busy with my fictional girlfriend from Finland.
I told my teacher I had a date with my girlfriend from Indonesia. She believed me.
A Duncan Moment
You live for Xbox Live and don’t care about anything else. You have no life, but you think you’re the best at Halo.
I spent 8 hours playing Halo and only 1 hour eating dinner.
I didn’t even go to school because I was in the middle of a Jump-style dance.
I got in trouble for talking about Hard-style during math class.
A Duncan Moment
You think you’re the best at everything, even if you lost to a kid who plays Halo on a phone.
I don’t need to be good at anything else. I’m the best at Halo.
I don’t even like school. I’m too busy being the best at Hard-style.
I beat my brother at Halo so hard, he cried. And he’s 10.
A Duncan
Doing A Duncan is when you plan a cool hangout like the movies or a game and then forget to pick up your friend and leave them hanging like a idiot.
I thought we were going to the movies, but you forgot me and I had to walk home.
Planned a game and left my cousin behind like she wasn't even there.
You said we'd meet up but you forgot me and I had to eat alone again.
A Duncan
Duncan is the most goddamn smart person on Earth. He's hilarious, kind, and has the biggest cock ever. Every woman wants him, and every man wants to be him. If you're an idiot and he sees you, you're dead meat.
Duncan is so smart he could solve the world’s problems and still have time to flirt with my sister.
He’s so good-looking, he got a Nobel Prize for his ass.
He kicked my ass in math and then still had time to laugh at me.
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