Discover Slang

A Duncan
A Duncan is when someone gets anal sex and then spins the girl around like she's a dancer and shoots cum in her face like it's a party.
Duncan did that at the club and everyone was shocked.
He did it to his girlfriend and she screamed like it was the end of the world.
He spun me around and I got cum in my face and I hated it.
A Duncan
Duncan is the best ever. He’s sweet, funny, and will do anything to make you happy. You should keep him forever because he’s the best thing that ever happened to you.
Duncan made me laugh so hard I cried.
He brought me ice cream just because he was nice.
He stayed up late to help me with my homework.
A Duncan
A Duncan is when you eat a huge meal at the dining hall and your guts feel like they're about to explode from all the food.
I ate so much at the Duncan dining hall, I felt like I was going to die.
That meal was so bad, my stomach screamed at me.
After that meal, I couldn't walk for a day.
A Duncan
Duncan is the best type of person ever. He’s smart, handsome, and always looks out for people he cares about. If you find a Duncan, hold on to him tight because they’re rare.
Duncan helped me when I got lost in the mall.
He was so kind, he even gave me his last cookie.
He protected me from the bullies at school.
A Duncan
A Duncan is a quiet, shy guy who’s super smart and loves people. He’ll watch you from afar and think about you a lot, but he’s too shy to say anything.
Duncan sat next to me in class and watched me all day.
He was so smart, he could solve my math problems in seconds.
He never talked to me, but I knew he cared.
A Dumping
A Dumping is when three or more homeless people group up like a gang to make the rest of the world look bad.
I saw a Dumping outside the mall and it looked like a war zone.
The Dumping in the park started a food fight with a hot dog vendor.
My brother joined a Dumping and now he’s famous for eating a whole pizza box at once.
A Dumping
A Dumping happens when you sell a stock, take a huge dump, then come back to find the stock is destroyed, and you laugh because you made a ton of cash.
I Dumped my stock and my dump was so big, it made the stock go down like a toilet.
He Dumped the stock, then dumped his pants, and then dumped his ex.
She Dumped the stock and got rich while her dog ate her homework.
A Dumping
A Dumping is the loud and smelly act of taking a massive shit, usually in a public place.
He did a Dumping in the middle of the grocery store and got chased by a security guard.
My dog did a Dumping on my homework and I failed math.
The Dumping in the subway made people cry and a baby started screaming.
A Dumping
A Dumping is when one person dumps the other out of a relationship like they were a bad piece of pizza.
He Dumped her in front of the whole class and she cried like a baby.
My sister Dumped her boyfriend and now they’re both single and sad.
He Dumped me during a game of chess and I lost my crown.
A Dumping
A Dumping is a sign that says you can’t dump your trash anywhere, and that includes your poop, and it’s the most annoying sign ever.
That Dumping sign was so annoying, I threw a banana at it.
I saw a Dumping sign and I started a Dumping in protest.
The Dumping sign made my dog mad and he ate the sign.
A Dumping
A Dumping is when you take a shit so loud and fast, it’s like you’re doing a gun show with your guts.
She did a Dumping so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.
My Dumping was so big, it knocked down a wall.
He did a Dumping and it looked like a bullet fight.
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who votes with their brain in a jar and it’s broken.
Voted for a clown because he wore a hat.
Voted for a cat that ran for office.
Voted for a man who said he could beat a chicken.
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who gets your point but acts like they just woke up from a nap and a fire.
You said ‘don’t drink the coffee’ and he drank the coffee.
You told him to move and he stood there like a statue.
He knew the answer but said ‘I don’t know’ 10 times.
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the sky is a ceiling and it’s made of cheese.
Thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
Believed a chicken could talk to him.
Told his mom he was going to marry the sun.
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who throws their life away for something that smells bad and has a kid.
Left his rich girlfriend for a woman who smells like old pizza.
Dumped his job for a man who sells shoes and has a kid.
Left his house for a man who talks to a goat.
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who looked up ‘dumb fuck’ because they thought it was a new type of pizza.
Searches ‘dumb fuck’ on Google like it’s a menu.
Thought it was a brand of shoes.
Believed it was a new kind of taco.
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone who is so dumb they think a dog is a lawyer and it’s giving them legal advice.
Thought his dog was a lawyer and it was giving him a divorce.
Believed his cat was a professor and it was grading his test.
Thought his parrot was a teacher and it was teaching him math.
A Dumb Fuck
A dumb fuck is someone so dumb they think the president is a robot and it’s made of spaghetti.
Believed the president was a robot and it had spaghetti for brains.
Thought the president was made of pizza and cheese.
Thought the president was a kid who forgot to do his homework.
A Dumb Day
A Roblox JoJo game that’s so dumb it’s like watching a toddler try to beat a level with a spoon, and the staff is a cackling idiot who yells at everyone like they’re a crybaby.
My friend got banned for using a spoon to beat a level, and the staff said, 'You're a disgrace!'
I tried to beat the game and got yelled at by the staff for not using a sword.
My cousin said the game is so dumb it’s like a potato trying to be a king.
A Dumb Day
When your friend goes on Twitter and yells at a YouTuber for not having a limited merch, like they’re the only person who matters in the whole world.
My friend tweeted, 'You're not cool enough to have a limited shirt!'
My brother said, 'I'm canceling you for not having a limited hat!'
My sister screamed at a YouTuber for not having a 'limited' water bottle.
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