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A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a lazy, selfish guy who naps all day and acts like he owns the world. He shows up when he feels like it, and leaves when he's done being cool.
He was nowhere to be found when I needed him most.
He showed up at 3 AM to nap on my face.
He took a 20-minute nap right in the middle of my game.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a stoner kid who smokes weed all day and has 12 cats that all get high together. He’s a mess and smells like a rotten pizza.
He passed out on the couch with all his cats.
He got all his cats high and then fell asleep on the floor.
He lit up and then all the cats started meowing like they were on a trip.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is when a girl shaves just the middle of her snatch and leaves the rest all hairy. It looks like a bad haircut and smells like regret.
She trimmed her hair like a bad barber did it.
Her legs were all hairy and her snatch was smooth. It looked weird.
She tried to look cool but it just looked like she had a bad day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a creepy guy who steals cats from kids and ties them up. He likes to have sex with them and is gross and smelly.
He took my cat and tied it up in the woods.
He had sex with my cat and it was horrifying.
He stole my cat and I had to find it myself.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a weird guy who feeds cats on campus and walks around like he's lost. He roams the woods and talks to the cats like they understand him.
He was seen talking to cats in the woods at night.
He fed the cats by the creek and they followed him home.
He walks around campus like he's looking for something.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man's Cat
A man's cat is a messed-up fish that got hit by radiation and turned into a half-fish, half-man monster. It has a dog's head, a cat's tail, and it scares everyone.
He saw the monster running around campus with a dog's head.
The beast ran by and scared all the students.
He joined the group that hunts the monster because it's terrifying.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
When a casual poop break turns into a full-blown poop war and you're forced to sit there like a prisoner while your guts try to escape through your ears.
My boss said, 'This is mandatory!' and I had to poop for an hour while he laughed.
At the family reunion, my cousin got mandatory and I had to watch it like it was a horror movie.
During the Zoom meeting, my dog pooped and I had to poop too. It was mandatory.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A video game tutorial that won't let you play unless you suffer through it like it's a punishment from the devil.
I skipped the tutorial and got hit by a truck of tutorial questions.
The tutorial was mandatory and I had to learn how to jump like it was a final exam.
My brother got stuck in the tutorial and I had to help him out like he was a prisoner.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
Something you do only if you're forced by a sadistic god or your mom. Also a word that makes everything less fun and more stupid.
My mom said it was mandatory, so I had to eat three burgers and a pizza.
The teacher made it mandatory and I had to do it even though I didn't want to.
My friend got forced into mandatory and he cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A type of heroin that makes you high or a super strong thing that knocks your socks off.
I took a hit of mandatory and I felt like I was flying.
The mandatory was so strong, it made my dog high.
That cake was mandatory-level good.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A forced family party where you have to sit through games, speeches, and bad karaoke even though you don’t have kids or a spouse.
I had to go to the mandatory family event and I had to sing karaoke with my boss.
My coworker got dragged into the mandatory family thing and cried.
I had to attend the mandatory party even though I was working.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A party you're forced to go to or else you get in trouble, like being yelled at by the boss or getting stuck in a meeting forever.
I had to go to the mandatory party or I'd get yelled at by my boss.
My coworker skipped the party and got stuck in a meeting for three hours.
The mandatory event was so bad, I had to bring a sleeping bag.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mandatory
A game where you yell 'mandatory jello!' and collapse like a pile of jello, and the other person has to catch you like you're a clumsy kid.
I yelled 'mandatory jello!' and fell like a pile of jello on my face.
My friend tried to catch me and got covered in jello.
We played mandatory jello and I had to eat jello for dinner.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man With No Hairline
This man has no hairline and no cash. He can't even afford a decent burger. He's the reason his girlfriend left him for a guy who has a full head of hair and a job.
He tried to buy a pizza and got stuck in the coupon line.
He showed up to work with a beard and a broken shoelace.
He texted his ex: 'I'm rich now. I have a beard.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man With No Hairline
This man has no hairline and no pride. He wears the same shirt every day and smells like old pizza. He also cries when he loses a game.
He wore his shirt inside out and still smelled like gym socks.
He cried when he lost a game of Uno to his niece.
He tried to impress his girlfriend with a dance and failed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man With No Hairline
This man has no hairline and no life. He can't afford anything and still thinks he's cool. He's the guy who walks into a room and nobody notices him.
He walked into a party and nobody said hello.
He bought a soda with a coupon and still said he was rich.
He tried to start a conversation and just stared at the wall.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man On The Inside
When a snitch is spilling secrets like they're going out of style and they're probably getting paid in candy wrappers.
'I told them everything, even my grandma's recipe for bad decisions.'
'He spilled the beans so fast, I thought he was gonna throw up.'
'She gave up the goods like she was on a mission from God and a coupon.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man On The Inside
When a piece of poop is almost out but not quite, and you're still stuck with the rest of your life.
'I had a man on the inside, but he got stuck in the toilet.'
'That turd was halfway out, but my man on the inside was still a prisoner.'
'He had a man on the inside, but the inside was still inside.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man Has A Mental BreakDown in LEGO City
A man throws himself into a river like it’s the last day of school and loses his mind
He jumped in the river because his boss said he was 'disruptive' and he took that as a personal attack.
He yelled 'I’m not crazy, I’m just misunderstood!' as he swam away.
He texted his mom 'I’m drowning in regret' and then drowned.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Man Has A Mental BreakDown in LEGO City
A man loses his mind and flings himself into a river like it’s a dare
He flung himself into the river because he was tired of his coworker’s bad jokes.
He texted his friend 'I’m gonna drown in silence' and then drowned in silence.
He yelled 'This is the worst day of my life!' and then the river agreed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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