A Mummy
a piece of sh*t wrapped up in toilet paper and pretending to be a mummy
I made a mummy out of my poop and left it in the toilet
My mummy was a turd wrapped in toilet paper
The mummy was just a piece of sh*t that looked cool
Discover Slang
A Mummy
the person who loves you and supports you, or the one who screams at you and breaks your bones
My mummy loves me or she breaks my bones
She either supports me or she screams at me
She’s the best or the worst depending on her mood
A Mummy
a woman dressed in white, like she’s trying to scare you
She looked like a mummy in white clothes
My mummy wore white and looked scary
She dressed up like a mummy and came to my birthday
A Multini
A person who uses big words that don’t make sense to look smart online. They just sound like a confused baboon trying to write a thesis.
I’m not just smart, I’m *cognitively superior*.
This isn’t a problem, it’s a *metaphysical conundrum*.
I’m not yelling, I’m *articulating my thoughts with fervor*.
A Multini
They talk like they’re in a fancy college class, but they probably failed third grade. Their words are just noise.
This is not a simple question, it’s a *complex inquiry*.
I didn’t just fail, I *underperformed catastrophically*.
This isn’t a problem, it’s a *societal breakdown*.
A Multini
They make up words to sound smart, but it’s just nonsense. Like a confused goose trying to write a letter.
I didn’t just say no, I *vociferously declined*.
This isn’t just hard, it’s *inexplicably arduous*.
I didn’t just fail, I *exhibited profound incompetence*.
A Multini
They use words like they’re in a dictionary, but they’re just making it up. They’re like a confused monkey with a thesaurus.
I didn’t just write it, I *composited a literary masterpiece*.
This isn’t just a problem, it’s a *multi-faceted dilemma*.
I didn’t just say yes, I *emphatically affirmed*.
A Multini
They use big words to sound smart, but they’re just making it up. It’s like watching a kid try to write a novel with crayons.
This isn’t just a plan, it’s a *strategic endeavor*.
I didn’t just finish, I *achieved a state of completion*.
This isn’t just work, it’s a *laborious commitment*.
A Multini
They think they’re smart because they use big words, but it’s just nonsense. They’re like a confused chicken trying to write a poem.
I didn’t just eat, I *ingested nourishment*.
This isn’t just loud, it’s a *sonic eruption*.
I didn’t just win, I *dominated the competition*.
A Mulligen
A brainless piece of trash who thinks they're clever
My cousin said she invented pizza. A mulligen.
He tried to rap. It was like a cat threw up on a kazoo. A mulligen.
She thinks she's a genius because she knows what 'hi' means. A mulligen.
A Mulligen
A human who has no idea what they're doing but still thinks they're cool
He tried to fix the toilet. Now it's leaking and he's wearing a fanny pack. A mulligen.
She did a TikTok dance in a grocery store. A mulligen.
He asked me if I wanted to play chess. I said no. He took it personal. A mulligen.
A Mulligen
A person who's so clueless they make a donkey look smart
He tried to be a DJ. It sounded like a toaster got into a fight with a goat. A mulligen.
She said she's a CEO. She owns a lemonade stand. A mulligen.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. He said it's because of Donald Trump. A mulligen.
A Mulligen
A human who has the IQ of a wet sock and the confidence of a rockstar
He said he's a superhero. His powers are 'being loud' and 'stinking'. A mulligen.
She said she could beat up a bear. She got scared by a raccoon. A mulligen.
He tried to do a magic trick. It involved a rubber chicken and a swear word. A mulligen.
A Mulligen
A person who's so dumb they could make a genius cry
He tried to write a poem. It was just a list of swear words. A mulligen.
She said she could fly. She jumped off a couch. She landed on a chair. A mulligen.
He tried to solve a math problem. He used a banana. A mulligen.
A Mulligen
A human who thinks they're smart but is just a walking disaster
He said he's a scientist. His experiment was eating cereal for 10 hours. A mulligen.
She tried to be a magician. She pulled a sock out of a hat. A mulligen.
He tried to be a rapper. He used a kazoo and a swear word. A mulligen.
A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you're too thick to realize you're gonna lose. It's like betting your last fiver on a donkey race while the donkey is already dead.
I bet $20 on the dog race and lost. Now I'm betting $40 on the same dog race. I'm a total muppet.
He bet his lunch money on a coin flip and lost. Now he's betting his dinner money on the same coin flip. What's wrong with him?
She placed a bet on a football match and lost. Now she's doubling down like she's in a madhouse.
A Mullens wager
A stupid bet that’s guaranteed to make you look like a complete tosser. It’s like putting your money on red in a casino when the whole table is green.
He bet his last bit of cash on a horse and lost. Now he’s betting his phone on the same horse. What’s next, his soul?
She placed a bet on a basketball game and lost. Now she’s betting her dog’s treats on the same game. That’s just cruel.
He bet his week’s allowance on a dice roll and lost. Now he’s betting his week’s allowance on the same dice roll. That’s just idiotic.
A Mullens wager
A bet that's so pointless it's like throwing money into a black hole and hoping it comes back. You lose, you bet again, and you're just a sad, sweaty loser.
He bet $5 on a game and lost. Now he's betting $10 on the same game. That’s just desperate.
She bet her friend’s lunch money on a coin flip and lost. Now she’s betting her own lunch money on the same coin flip. That’s just madness.
He bet his dinner on a football match and lost. Now he’s betting his dessert on the same match. That’s just pathetic.
A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you’re too thick to know you’re going to lose. It’s like betting your last bit of cash on a donkey race when the donkey’s already been run over.
I bet $10 on the horse race and lost. Now I'm betting $20 on the same horse race. I'm a total meathead.
He bet his phone on a dice game and lost. Now he's betting his phone on the same dice game again. That’s just ridiculous.
She bet her friend’s snacks on a coin flip and lost. Now she's betting her own snacks on the same coin flip. That’s just stupid.
A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you're too thick to realize you're going to lose. It's like throwing your last fiver into a bucket and hoping it turns into gold.
He bet $5 on a match and lost. Now he's betting $10 on the same match. That’s just madness.
She bet her snacks on a dice game and lost. Now she's betting her lunch on the same dice game. That’s just absurd.
He bet his dinner on a football match and lost. Now he's betting his dessert on the same match. That’s just stupid.