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A Parker
The kid who looked like a dork but turned out to be the funniest, weirdest, and most awesome person you ever met.
He looked like a dork but turned out to be the funniest guy I know.
I thought he was boring, but now he’s my best friend.
He was the plainest kid, but now he’s the funniest.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
When someone posts every single complaint about their local team on social media like it’s a personal attack.
He posted 10 tweets about the team losing.
He complained about the team on Twitter for a week.
He posted about the team on Instagram like it was a tragedy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
A guy who’s aggressive in bed, funny, and makes you laugh. He’s the kind of guy who can make you happy even when you’re in a bad mood.
He’s aggressive in bed and makes me laugh.
He’s funny and makes me happy.
He’s aggressive and makes me smile.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paper Hangers Apprentice
A clueless girl with cum smeared all over her face. It's like she got stuck in a wall while trying to hang paper and didn't know what hit her.
My cousin looked like a soggy pizza after her first day of paper hanging.
She came out of the room looking like she’d been in a war with a glue stick.
Her face was so covered in cum, I thought she was wearing a full-face mask.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paper Hangers Apprentice
A girl who got wallpaper paste all over her face. It's like she tried to hang paper and ended up getting pasted by a guy who couldn't aim.
She looked like a messy art project that failed completely.
Her face was so covered in paste, it looked like someone had glued a wall to her face.
She came out of the room like she had a face full of cum and a headache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paper Hangers Apprentice
A girl with cum on her face. She tried to hang paper and got stuck with a guy’s cum and wallpaper paste all over her.
She looked like a failed experiment from a science fair.
Her face was so covered in cum and paste, I thought she was wearing a disguise.
She walked in like she had just been kissed by a wall and a guy at the same time.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who makes your brain hurt and your heart bleed for no good reason. She’s like a bad pizza, you think it’ll be good, but it’s just soggy and sad.
I dated her for a month and she still didn’t know my favorite color.
She cried during a TikTok and I cried with her, but it was just a stupid cat video.
She texted me 17 times about her ex, and I still don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who’s like a broken toaster, you try to make it work, but all you get is burnt bread and disappointment.
She asked me to rewatch our first movie together, and I almost died.
She said she missed me, but then forgot my birthday.
She started a fight over the last slice of pizza, and it was just a slice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who takes more than she gives and acts like she’s doing you a favor. She’s like a bad deal, you pay, and you get nothing.
She wanted me to buy her a drink, and I had to pay for three.
She called me at 2 a. m. just to complain about her dog.
She took my lunch money and said it was a loan, and now I still don’t have lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who’s like a bad dream, you try to ignore her, but she keeps showing up in your life like she owns it.
She showed up at my house uninvited and brought her entire family.
She texted me during my test and I got a zero.
She followed me to the store and bought the same chips I did.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who’s like a sticky floor, you step on her and you’re stuck with her for a long time.
She said we were ‘meant to be’ and now I have to listen to her every day.
She kept texting me even after I blocked her.
She showed up at my job and made my boss mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who’s like a broken clock, she doesn’t know what time it is, and she makes you question your own sanity.
She showed up late to our date and said it was ‘just a delay’.
She changed her mind 12 times about where we were going.
She asked me to wait for her for 45 minutes and then left.
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A Pandell
A pandell is a giant, saggy meaty mess on a guy’s chest that feels like a soggy bagel after a late-night binge. It’s the reason why he looks like he’s been eating expired donuts since the 80s.
My dad’s pandell is so big it looks like it’s about to take over his whole body.
He tried to wear a shirt and it just hung off like a sad, flabby curtain.
He flexes and it jiggles like a fat kid’s arm after a milkshake.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pandell
A pandele is a guy who smells like a rotten zorilla and thinks he’s the king of the cheap ass. He plays video games like it’s his job and comes home and yells at the TV because it’s not giving him a win.
He spent $1 on a pizza and is mad that the cheese didn’t cover the whole thing.
He plays League of Legends and gets mad when he loses to a kid who just started playing.
He yells at the TV like it personally insulted him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pandell
A pandeling is someone who thinks they’re smart but sends memes that are so bad they make you cry. They also watch hentai like it’s their religion and you should never let them near your phone.
He sent a meme of a cat wearing a hat and called it ‘the greatest thing since sliced bread’.
He watches 5 hours of hentai and then texts you ‘I’m getting sleepy’.
He tried to explain a meme and it took 10 minutes and still didn’t make sense.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pandell
A pandeling is a guy who thinks they know everything but are clueless and do stupid stuff that’s not funny. They’re the reason your group chat is full of nonsense.
He tried to explain how the internet works and just said ‘it’s magic’.
He tried to text me during a test and got caught.
He asked me what ‘emoji’ meant and I had to explain it like he was a toddler.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pandell
A pandeling is a guy who is clueless and thinks watching hentai is the best thing ever. They’re the reason why your group chat is full of weird stuff and you don’t know what’s going on.
He sent me a picture of a guy wearing a fish costume and called it ‘the greatest thing’.
He watches 8 hours of hentai and still doesn’t know what it is.
He tried to explain a meme and said it was ‘the most important thing since pizza’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pandell
A pandell is a guy who lives the good life and drinks cheap beer in his wife’s saltwater pool. He’s a tough guy who yells at his daughter and then cries when a customer asks for more money.
He drinks Miller Lite in his wife’s pool and calls it ‘the life’.
He yells at his daughter on the phone like she owes him money.
He gets mad at customers and says ‘I’ll take it out on you later’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pancake Cat
A guy who thinks he's cool because he reads about cats fighting, even though he's just a regular guy named Jimmy. Still kinda okay, though.
"I read warrior cats and it's way better than your life, Jimmy."
Jimmy tried to fight a dog and got kicked out of the park.
He claims he's a warrior cat in disguise, but he can't even cook eggs.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pancake Cat
A guy who thinks he's a cat warrior, but he's just a regular guy named Jimmy who reads too much and talks too loud.
Jimmy tried to explain warrior cats to a kid and the kid fell asleep.
He tried to be a cat warrior in real life and got hit by a bus.
He reads warrior cats so much he forgot how to do math.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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