A Pandell

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A pandell is a giant, saggy meaty mess on a guy’s chest that feels like a soggy bagel after a late-night binge. It’s the reason why he looks like he’s been eating expired donuts since the 80s.
My dad’s pandell is so big it looks like it’s about to take over his whole body.
He tried to wear a shirt and it just hung off like a sad, flabby curtain.
He flexes and it jiggles like a fat kid’s arm after a milkshake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pandele is a guy who smells like a rotten zorilla and thinks he’s the king of the cheap ass. He plays video games like it’s his job and comes home and yells at the TV because it’s not giving him a win.
He spent $1 on a pizza and is mad that the cheese didn’t cover the whole thing.
He plays League of Legends and gets mad when he loses to a kid who just started playing.
He yells at the TV like it personally insulted him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pandeling is someone who thinks they’re smart but sends memes that are so bad they make you cry. They also watch hentai like it’s their religion and you should never let them near your phone.
He sent a meme of a cat wearing a hat and called it ‘the greatest thing since sliced bread’.
He watches 5 hours of hentai and then texts you ‘I’m getting sleepy’.
He tried to explain a meme and it took 10 minutes and still didn’t make sense.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pandeling is a guy who thinks they know everything but are clueless and do stupid stuff that’s not funny. They’re the reason your group chat is full of nonsense.
He tried to explain how the internet works and just said ‘it’s magic’.
He tried to text me during a test and got caught.
He asked me what ‘emoji’ meant and I had to explain it like he was a toddler.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pandeling is a guy who is clueless and thinks watching hentai is the best thing ever. They’re the reason why your group chat is full of weird stuff and you don’t know what’s going on.
He sent me a picture of a guy wearing a fish costume and called it ‘the greatest thing’.
He watches 8 hours of hentai and still doesn’t know what it is.
He tried to explain a meme and said it was ‘the most important thing since pizza’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pandell is a guy who lives the good life and drinks cheap beer in his wife’s saltwater pool. He’s a tough guy who yells at his daughter and then cries when a customer asks for more money.
He drinks Miller Lite in his wife’s pool and calls it ‘the life’.
He yells at his daughter on the phone like she owes him money.
He gets mad at customers and says ‘I’ll take it out on you later’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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