A Pandell
A pandell is a giant, saggy meaty mess on a guy’s chest that feels like a soggy bagel after a late-night binge. It’s the reason why he looks like he’s been eating expired donuts since the 80s.
My dad’s pandell is so big it looks like it’s about to take over his whole body.
He tried to wear a shirt and it just hung off like a sad, flabby curtain.
He flexes and it jiggles like a fat kid’s arm after a milkshake.