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A Leelander
When someone’s penis is so big it’s legendary and everyone wants to see it
My friend saw Leeland’s penis and cried. I think he’s still crying.
Leeland showed his penis to the whole class and my teacher gave him detention.
I asked Leeland if I could see his penis and he said no. I cried.
A Leelander
A guy with a tiny penis so small it’s almost invisible
My friend called Leeland a micro-dicked man and he cried.
Leeland’s penis was so small it disappeared when he sat down.
Leeland tried to show off his penis and it was smaller than a pencil.
A Leelander
When you take a shit between someone’s pillows, mattress, and box spring and leave it there for everyone to smell
Leeland took a shit between my sister’s pillows and she screamed. It was so bad.
Leeland did a leeland on my friend’s bed and now he won’t sleep there.
I walked in on Leeland doing a leeland and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
A Leap Frog
A girl who dates a new guy every week like it's her full-time job and her old boyfriends are just side gigs.
Sarah just broke up with Jake because he forgot her birthday. Now she's with Mark, and he’s already forgot her name.
Lila is dating three guys at once. She says it’s called ‘leap frogging’ and it’s like a sport.
Maria started dating a guy on Monday, and now she’s crying because he said he’s allergic to her
A Leap Frog
A party where a bunch of people line up on their hands and knees, and the guy in the back goes wild with his junk, butt, or any object he can find.
At the leap frog party, Mark used a baseball bat to go from one girl to the next and the next and the next.
The leap frog started with Tim. He used his finger, then his tongue, then he brought a vegetable from the fridge.
The leap frog ended when Sarah took the baton and used a glass bottle to finish the relay.
A Leap Frog
When a girl is on top of a guy and after he cums, she jumps off like she was never there and lands on his chest like a diva.
Jenny was riding Tom, and after he cummed, she jumped off and landed on his chest like it was a red carpet.
Sarah was on top of Mark, and when he cummed, she did a backflip off his penis and landed on his face.
Lena was on her guy, and when he shot his load, she jumped off and landed on his stomach like it was a pillow.
A Leap Frog
When a guy cums in a three some and it hits one girl and misses the other, or if it hits her in the eye, it’s called a sniper.
During the three some, Mark cummed and it hit Jenny in the eye. She said it was like being shot with a laser.
The guy cummed and it went over Lisa and hit Sarah. Lisa said it was like being ignored at a party.
Tom cummed and it hit Lisa in the eye. She said she could see the future now.
A Leap Frog
A person who uses their current boyfriend or girlfriend to ‘leap frog’ to a new, better, or hotter person, like they’re playing a game and they’re always trying to win.
Maria was dating Tim, but she used him to jump to Mark, who was hotter and richer.
Lena used her current guy to leap frog to the guy in the next class, who was the school’s most popular guy.
Sarah said she was dating Tom just to leap frog to the guy who had a car and a dog.
A Leap Frog
Like the kid's game, but instead of jumping over each other, they show their butts and stick their junk in each other's butts.
The leap frog game was on, and every time someone jumped, they showed their butt and got penetrated by the next person.
During the leap frog game, the kids took turns showing their butts and sticking their penises in each other's butts.
The leap frog game got wild when the kids started using their hands and feet to help with the butt penetration.
A Leap Frog
A person who can’t stay with one guy or girl for more than a week. They like new people like they’re hungry and the new person is a snack.
Tom broke up with Sarah because he got a new girl and she was like a snack he couldn’t resist.
Lena was dating three guys in one week and said they were all like tasty desserts.
Mark started dating a new girl every day and said he was ‘leap frogging’ like it was a hobby.
A Leek of Their Own Burger
A burger so full of leeks it feels like your insides are being stabbed by green onions
I ate this burger and now my mouth smells like a leek graveyard
This burger is like a leek threw up on my plate
That burger had so many leeks I think it's trying to take over my body
A Leek of Their Own Burger
A burger that’s basically just a leek wearing a bun and some sauce
I took one bite and my brain went *leek*
This burger is like a leek said 'I’m going to be a burger now'
That burger looked like a leek got dressed up for a party
A Leek of Their Own Burger
A burger so leeky it makes your nose run green
I ate it and my nose started leaking like a broken hose
This burger was so leeky I got a nose full of green
I ate that burger and now my nose looks like a leek garden
A Leaner
A lesbian who occasionally craves a stiffy and strays from her usual squad to chase some meat.
Hey babe, you're a leaner now. You're basically a meat-eating lesbian.
Why are you here? You're supposed to be with the girls, not eye-fuckin' the barista.
I knew you were a leaner when you asked for a second coffee and a side of man meat.
A Leaner
A twitch chat member who spam the 'leanin' emote so much it feels like a cult taking over your stream.
Leanin? I'm not leanin, I'm conquerin.
If you leanin one more time, I'm gonna leanin you out.
This guy's leanin so hard, I thought the stream was gonna crash.
A Leaner
When someone backs up against a wall like they’re about to drop a bomb and then do it.
That kid leaned against the wall and pooped like it was a final exam.
She leaned on the wall and let out a fart so loud, the whole hallway heard it.
He leaned back like he was in a movie and then dropped a load like it was a scene.
A Leaner
That big chunk of poop stuck to your cheek like it's your new best friend and won't let go.
That poop won't budge, it's like it's glued to my ass.
I wiped five times and still had a poop attached to my cheek.
I shook my butt like it was a earthquake and still had a poop stuck to me.
A Leaner
When a guy pees and leans on the wall like it's the only thing keeping him from falling over.
He leaned on the wall like it was the only thing keeping him from falling.
That guy leaned on the wall like he had no bones.
I leaned on the wall because I was peeing so hard, I felt like I was gonna explode.
A Leaner
When a guy leans over the table to throw a ball in beer pong like it's a big deal.
He leaned over the table like he was trying to hit a ball with a sword.
That guy leaned over the table like he was playing a game of life or death.
She leaned over the table and missed the ball like it was a joke.
A Leaner
A line of coke that's so good, you have to lean in to get it.
That line of coke was so good, I leaned in like it was my last meal.
He leaned in so close, I thought he was gonna kiss the nose.
She leaned in and snorted it like it was a competition.
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