A Paparnapy

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A female who makes your brain hurt and your heart bleed for no good reason. She’s like a bad pizza, you think it’ll be good, but it’s just soggy and sad.
I dated her for a month and she still didn’t know my favorite color.
She cried during a TikTok and I cried with her, but it was just a stupid cat video.
She texted me 17 times about her ex, and I still don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A female who’s like a broken toaster, you try to make it work, but all you get is burnt bread and disappointment.
She asked me to rewatch our first movie together, and I almost died.
She said she missed me, but then forgot my birthday.
She started a fight over the last slice of pizza, and it was just a slice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A female who takes more than she gives and acts like she’s doing you a favor. She’s like a bad deal, you pay, and you get nothing.
She wanted me to buy her a drink, and I had to pay for three.
She called me at 2 a. m. just to complain about her dog.
She took my lunch money and said it was a loan, and now I still don’t have lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A female who’s like a bad dream, you try to ignore her, but she keeps showing up in your life like she owns it.
She showed up at my house uninvited and brought her entire family.
She texted me during my test and I got a zero.
She followed me to the store and bought the same chips I did.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A female who’s like a sticky floor, you step on her and you’re stuck with her for a long time.
She said we were ‘meant to be’ and now I have to listen to her every day.
She kept texting me even after I blocked her.
She showed up at my job and made my boss mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A female who’s like a broken clock, she doesn’t know what time it is, and she makes you question your own sanity.
She showed up late to our date and said it was ‘just a delay’.
She changed her mind 12 times about where we were going.
She asked me to wait for her for 45 minutes and then left.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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